Jan 16
Alessandra’s Art Direction: I want the main characters looking soulful, or at least sulky. I want the woman on the left missing her frontal lobes, but balance it out with piles of sausage curls on the woman below. Give the woman on the right a freakishly small body and no flesh on her arms, no ribcage, in fact no anatomy at all. Dress them in brightly colored Renaissance fair castoff costumes — don’t forget the purple! Oh, and put in a horse because you do them so well. Make its wings as sloppy as you like; we’re going to cover them with the title anyway.
Published 1978
January 16th, 2012 at 8:56 am
To match the cover “art”, the book title above the author’s name should simply be replaced with the words “TO BACKSTAB”.
January 16th, 2012 at 8:58 am
Alternate cover blurb:
How much do our editors despise Anne McCaffrey? THIS much!”
January 16th, 2012 at 9:07 am
Don’t tell me, they’re all related, or look it. Even the horse, who’s having a bad wing day.
January 16th, 2012 at 11:32 am
It’s a decent enough horse, but not much of a pegasus. Where exactly do the ‘wings’ attach? One of the women has a touch of the Jennifer Saunders.
January 16th, 2012 at 11:51 am
I forgot to mention — It’s four shortish stories, each about a telepath, and three of the main characters are women and really, really important. So be sure to put a man front and center and make the women look like his adjuncts.
January 16th, 2012 at 12:23 pm
@Alessandra: in his defense, he doesn’t look so keen on being in the picture either. “Just pull me out so I can get on with me bloody day!”
January 16th, 2012 at 12:36 pm
I have come to the conclusion that Darrell K. Sweet, the cover artist, must have been the nicest, friendliest guy, a really diligent worker, and a dream to work with. Because his art seems to be everywhere despite being … not so good. There has to be a reason.
January 16th, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Is that a fantasy cover or a prophecy predicting the entire Hairdini product line?
January 16th, 2012 at 3:02 pm
Less of a horse, more of a HORSESPLOSION!
January 16th, 2012 at 3:17 pm
Apparently Sweet passed away just a little over a month ago, at the age of 77.
January 16th, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Alessandra: I have heard reports that he was exactly as you describe, and that he gave a lot of work to charity.
I really, really need to put together my “Faces of Darrell K. Sweet” post. Because over the course of his career, he only did a few faces.
January 16th, 2012 at 9:56 pm
Hey look, it’s Dr. Orpheus from The Venture Bros.!
July 2nd, 2012 at 12:01 pm
Hey, there’s Peggy Bundy on the cover!
June 28th, 2019 at 7:19 am
So if the women are the miracle workers, who is the guy? The miracle pimp?
June 28th, 2019 at 12:37 pm
That title/cover deserves a winged centaur.
June 28th, 2019 at 1:58 pm
Darrell K. Sweet must be some sort of seer, since he’s managed to put Deanna Troi and Beverly Crusher on a cover almost a decade before ST:TNG debuted.
June 28th, 2019 at 5:04 pm
I can guarantee you that the artist, the late Mr. Sweet, took one look at the title and assumed “this is a work of fantasy”. Did Ms. McCaffrey and/or the publisher forget to mention that despite the psychics, this is actually science fiction set in a ‘verse where psychics are the main method of interstellar travel?
June 28th, 2019 at 5:05 pm
This is why you should prune back your Pegasus each spring.
June 28th, 2019 at 5:32 pm
Is he handing out Valium?
June 28th, 2019 at 9:45 pm
So the little poppet in red must be the dummy and he’s the ventriloquist and Dr. Crusher and Deanna Troi are his assistants and nobody is moving their lips, except the horse, who’s actually Mr. Ed in Pegasus drag.
June 28th, 2019 at 10:07 pm
The woman in blue (Dr. Crusher?) and the sausage-curl lady are twins, right?
I’m not sure what Pegasus’ wings are made of, but they’re attached to his butt. Or emitted from his butt. Or replaced his butt and possibly his hind legs.
The title font is readable, yet terrible. The “S” are only partly there, somewhat resembling the “long s” which looks like an F in olde writing. And I really object to the O, which appears to have gone on quite a bender.
Is there a “Pegasus!” tag? There ought to be.
@fred, Anna T, and Tor: I concur.
@B. Chiclitz: That scenario makes more sense of the “art” than the attempt to pair this cover with the actual contents of the book.
This is another one I picked up at the grocery store. Thank Ghu my mom was also fannish, so she knew the covers didn’t reflect the quality of the book. She still gave me the Spock eyebrow at some of them.
June 28th, 2019 at 11:26 pm
Here they are in concert later that same year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6smufaCkKsc although it’s a fictitious Irish entry from the 90s that I think of when looking at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkHCaH-rt5M
June 29th, 2019 at 4:05 am
@Tat: Considering Anne was living in Ireland in 1978, it’s a fair cop. Particularly that first one.
I must disagree strongly with the opinion of the person who posted that on YouTube. Daresay I would have disagreed with it in 1978, too. Especially with the ascot, which was daft even in those disco years.
June 29th, 2019 at 8:44 am
@Anna T: I had the impression Mr. Sweet usually made the effort to have the cover illustration actually match something in the book. But 1978 was fairly early in his career: maybe it wasn’t until later that he became so meticulous.
@Tor Mented: to get a horse off the ground, let alone a horse with someone riding on it, is gonna take one hell of a wing surface. Don’t prune back too sharply.
@GSS ex-noob: perhaps it’s a Flying Wing model horse. It’s all wings from the torso back, which would definitely cut down on the weight.
June 30th, 2019 at 9:32 pm
@GFF ex-noob 21:
What’f wrong with the olde long ‘f’? I think it lookf claffy and fophifticated.
July 1st, 2019 at 2:56 am
I probably just need new glasses, but Mr. Wizard there looks strongly like John Travolta to me. That probably accounts for why he had to show up on a cover with the ST:TNG Triplets….
July 1st, 2019 at 3:44 am
@Hammy: his hairline agrees with your thought.
@VLTTP: I’m laughing my aff off.
@Bruce: Plausible, particularly considering only a small, slim person could fit between the wings and neck, thus reducing the weight. But how does it land with only two legs? Just stalls out and drops a little above the ground? Oof.
I looked in Ye Olde Teen Book Collection to see if the physical one would help, but apparently in a fit of sanity in college, I traded this in at our local (quite good) used book store.
October 2nd, 2022 at 2:04 pm
[Cue John Forsythe voice]: “Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the riding academy. And they were each told they couldn’t ride the unicorn. So I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name…is Charley.”
[Cue Aaron Spelling theme music]
October 2nd, 2022 at 11:33 pm
@JJYoyo: GSS! Or GFF, af the cafe may be.
BSS for giving me an earworm.
Heck, 1978 is even when Charlie’s Angels was at its height.