Feb 10
Rachel J’s Art Direction: Mark, *nothing* happens in this yawn-fest, so let’s go with the general girl-power-in-space-with-
Published 1993
Rachel J’s Art Direction: Mark, *nothing* happens in this yawn-fest, so let’s go with the general girl-power-in-space-with-
Published 1993
February 10th, 2012 at 10:21 am
The healing crystals slot on The Psychic Channel can’t be far away…
February 10th, 2012 at 11:40 am
For a moment there I thought the, er… thing in the background was a box in which she keeps her crystal specimens. Or perhaps her laundry. Then the perspective shifted and I thought it was some kind of Vogonic spaceship. Now I’m convinced it’s a Total Improbability Device. The dials on the front give it away.
February 10th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
What’s with the rent-to-own bureau in golden oak? And what’s up with her hands?
February 10th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
The way she’s directing her gaze at that, um, object in her hands doesn’t look like boredom to me.
February 10th, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Ah yes, glowing stimulation devices sprouting from the rocks. This must be heaven.
February 10th, 2012 at 2:27 pm
That’s not a Gelfling at all!
February 10th, 2012 at 3:29 pm
In the future, HP will go back to making larger laser printers.
February 10th, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Any chance her name is Crys Talline? And her favorite action movie actor is Cry Stalline? And she only wears the C Rystal line of clothing?
February 10th, 2012 at 6:04 pm
I thought that was a futuristic Aga, complete with satellite uplink. And a small robotic vacuum cleaner headed towards it.
February 10th, 2012 at 6:05 pm
Meh, I like it, right down to the kitsch-y sixties paperback font. It feels like something that would have grabbed my attention on the paperback rack of the library when I was a kid. I guess, per Alessandra, her hands ARE kinda huge
February 10th, 2012 at 7:21 pm
“Tonight on the Antiques Roadshow 3000, we’re going to look at some very interesting space artefacts…”
February 10th, 2012 at 10:14 pm
How did she climb up there?
February 14th, 2012 at 7:38 am
Welcome to Crapstory Farms, where we hand-pick only the best of our crystals are selected for preservation in the giant Frigidaire. Crapstory Farms, where 100% of our crops are certified inorganic!
Come by and visit us, we’re located just off the galactic overpass outside Altair! Space Hippies are always welcome!
March 1st, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Reaction of the crew from the spaceship: “Watch out Steve, you’re going to hit that 100 foot woman admiring her Vibro-5000!”
December 21st, 2015 at 2:34 pm
Now, if only there was a kind of crystal that sent out vibrations which stopped people from being pretentious and New Agey about crystals…
December 21st, 2015 at 4:24 pm
@AR: You’ll be happy to know that all kinds of crystals do that…if they’re heavy and pointy enough…and if you apply the crystal to the head in repeated blows…
December 22nd, 2015 at 10:21 am
Q: What is a “Crystal Line”?
A: Drug users have many names for their narcotic of choice, but a “crystal line” commonly refers to a strand of coke resting on a smooth hard surface, intended for nasal ingestion.