May 10
Click for full imageDan Comments: Not sure if this is suppose to be sexy or terrifying, but the coy wink can’t save it.
Published 1975
(Average: 8.60 out of 10)
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Dan Comments: Not sure if this is suppose to be sexy or terrifying, but the coy wink can’t save it.
Published 1975
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May 10th, 2012 at 9:34 am
I think those breasts may be artificial.
May 10th, 2012 at 9:43 am
Check out the cans on that!
Sorry. I’ll get my coat.
May 10th, 2012 at 10:48 am
Naughty Metropolis!
May 10th, 2012 at 11:57 am
We must be nearing the end times. We’ve just seen the finest science-fiction novel (http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/05/anything-you-can-do/) Now here we have the ultimate science fiction anthology.
But what are those holes in its, er… cannonballs?
May 10th, 2012 at 12:46 pm
Just a note: I entered my rating, but when I switched to the comments page, the dealie said ‘no ratings yet’. Just letting you know.
May 10th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Is this supposed to be Wire MILF? I think I’d prefer Soft MILF….
May 10th, 2012 at 1:10 pm
Not sure if the artist knew how boobies are supposed to work.
May 10th, 2012 at 1:33 pm
That is just the worlds crappiest robot isn’t it? It’s like some sort of crude robot identikit picture.
Or the result of an art director saying “yeah gimme a robot skeleton. What do I mean a robot skeleton? Like with metal ribs and that. And wires. Gimme some wires somewhere. Ooh, and those sci fi geeks are all pervy teenage boys right, so give it comic breasts. What? Well imagine Jordan’s, but metal. And with inny nipples. And then slap a human face on it. Great stuff. That’s gold right there gentlemen. More cocaine anyone?”
May 10th, 2012 at 3:05 pm
We’re gonna need a robotic sheep.
May 10th, 2012 at 3:41 pm
“I can’t actually unwink… this is just a cardboard cut out I found.”
May 10th, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Reading the titles of the stories in this anthology they could have done much better. Catman…Harlan Ellison.
May 10th, 2012 at 9:00 pm
FINAL INSULT
The Ultimate Science Fiction Travesty
May 10th, 2012 at 9:53 pm
I like the stark lighting, but of course we need to have BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS in there.
Is the title text supposed to be skewed like that?
May 10th, 2012 at 10:44 pm
Total gynoid fail.
And what’s with the sliced-up title font?
Those spheres look like Muppet eyes, like Beaker is being given a bear hug by that thing.
May 11th, 2012 at 9:00 pm
“Hey Big Boy, is that a hard disk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
May 12th, 2012 at 6:10 am
Cavemen could have built a better sexbot.
June 4th, 2012 at 7:50 pm
One thing is that you know they’re never going to sag!
April 10th, 2014 at 10:18 pm
This is the final stage where they take away all of your power-ups and you have to fight the Big Bad with only your wits…and, perhaps, your reinforced, robotic rocket-launching breasts!
December 21st, 2015 at 2:14 pm
Not ANOTHER pointless Terminator sequel!
May 14th, 2022 at 1:53 am
I’m with @Jaouad and @A.R.Yngve on this:
The Ultimate Science Fiction Anthology… isn’t that kinda like saying “The Best Christmas Ever!” every single year? That’s a pretty big boast, 1975…
May 14th, 2022 at 10:55 pm
@Emster: The Ultimate SF Anthology… that no one’s ever heard of.
Seriously, Mr. xn and I have each been reading SF for over half a century and were reading it voraciously in 1975 and go to cons all the time, and this is the only place I’ve ever seen this book. Looking it up on ISFDB, I’ve read some of the stories elsewhere; it did have lots of good writers in.
Also “Final Stage”? They thought there wouldn’t be any more good SF after 1975? Hello, it’s 2022 calling, we still got good stuff.
Methinks the artwork traumatized the blurb writer so much they could only grab words out of The Big Book of Superlatives.