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Click for full imageRusty Comments: Nerf or nothing!
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(Average: 7.15 out of 10)
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Rusty Comments: Nerf or nothing!
Published 2007
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August 21st, 2012 at 9:13 am
Bonus points: No cleavage, realistic everyday people, no ass turned to the front.
Bad points: Nerf gun… won’t be buying.
August 21st, 2012 at 9:14 am
Red white. Two words. Series title. Author name. Book title. Red white.
Any font you choose, however.
August 21st, 2012 at 9:21 am
Tanya Blood Blood Lifetime!
August 21st, 2012 at 9:34 am
Is that a young Stewart Lee, on the right?
August 21st, 2012 at 9:56 am
“I told you we should have gone to Laser Quest…”
August 21st, 2012 at 9:59 am
“Tonight on Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle, I’d like to talk about Urban Fantasy. You know that ‘tough woman hunts supernatural creatures’ sub-genre of inane escapism targeted at semi-retarded media junkies…”
August 21st, 2012 at 10:53 am
I must say Richard Herring is a lot less attractive-looking now than he was then.
August 21st, 2012 at 10:54 am
Other titles in this series:
“Blood Trail”
“Blood Lines”
“Blood Pact”
“Blood Debt”
“Blood Bank”
This is not a joke.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:39 am
Adam Roberts was possibly being facetious when he said the hunk on the right looked like a young Stewart Lee, but the guy is apparently named Kyle Schmidt and he’s the actor who plays the 450-year-old vampire in the original series on Lifetime. I wondered why the woman looked familiar until i saw the smaller print and figured it out.
August 21st, 2012 at 11:58 am
“Adam Roberts was possibly being facetious …”
The very idea!
August 21st, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Adam, you should have a doctor check that out.
August 21st, 2012 at 2:20 pm
So is this a series based on a show or a show based on a series? And how much is Nerf getting for the product placement?
August 21st, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Sorry i don’t get jokes about Stewart Lee or Richard Herring since i don’t really know who they are. Anyway, who would be considered the artist for a book cover that’s from a photograph of actual people? The cover designer?
August 21st, 2012 at 3:47 pm
What, no Blood BATH in that series? Blood GROUP? Blood STAIN? Blood CLOT? Blood BROTHERS? Oh wait, that one’s taken.
Del, photographers are artists too. Or so they claim…
August 21st, 2012 at 5:09 pm
“You know this gun only fires T-shirts, right?”
August 21st, 2012 at 5:46 pm
A vampire book with pointy bits on the font. I’m gobsmacked.
August 21st, 2012 at 6:09 pm
Not so much Stewart Lee as an uncharacteristically long-haired Max Beesley.
August 21st, 2012 at 8:15 pm
The show was based on the series of books and the books were pretty good.
August 22nd, 2012 at 1:16 am
So, that’s where the yellow submarine went.
August 22nd, 2012 at 3:47 am
I think that’s one of the Van Halen brothers….
August 22nd, 2012 at 4:41 am
Surely the other titles in the series would be
Blood Ties
Blood Belts
Blood Shoes
Blood Coat
Blood Scarf
Accessorize!
August 22nd, 2012 at 9:06 am
Ian, this brings us to the nub of the problem with the cover design. I assumed BLOOD TIES was the series title, and BLOOD PRICE was the volume title.
With this assumption, I project that the volumes should run as follows:
Blood Price
Blood Cushing
Blood Chaney
Blood Lugosi
Blood Karloff
Blood Lee
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:50 am
The text layout (note the clumsy use of red letters!) can be misread hilariously:
TANYA _ _ __ HUFF
BLOOD
PRICE
August 22nd, 2012 at 10:52 am
“Blood Ties — Stylish Neckwear For Neck Lovers”
August 22nd, 2012 at 6:16 pm
I suppose Huff Price is a misspelling of “half price”.
September 4th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Which one is the girl and which one is the dude?
February 4th, 2013 at 7:01 pm
Ahh vampire books……
This is the grande finale scene, where the androgynous-female type character, sprays the androgynous-male type character with her super soaker of kool-aid!!!
March 27th, 2015 at 2:22 pm
Blood Ties by Tanya Blood & Huff Price.
Wait, is that Christina Cox on the cover? Who’s the bloke?
September 12th, 2015 at 12:31 pm
BLOOD PRICE
BLOOD OFFER
BLOOD COUNTER-OFFER
BLOOD COUNTER-COUNTER OFFER
BLOOD CONSULTATION WITH THE SOLICITOR
BLOOD PURCHASE CONTRACT
BLOOD UNCOMFORTABLE FORCED FOOD & DRINK AFTER
BLOOD UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT NEVER TO MEET AGAIN
September 12th, 2015 at 7:48 pm
“They came to buy blood — but the price was sheer murder!”
BLOOD PRICE