Nanoalchemist Comments: The first 49 shades of grey apparently involved space furries. And giant furry based robots. And a bubble helmet, so you know it’s in space. Published 2010
Does the giant catbot thingy have a single laser equipped nipple? I realise it’s in the wrong place for a feline but if you have a nipple that can shoot lasers I imagine you can keep it where you damn well please.
The blonde is getting a pep-talk from a futuristic warrior who is the ultimate evolution of urban foxes. She seems remarkably unconcerned about the red energy-beam either hitting or exuding from her bum. Maybe she just sat on the remote and accidentally set Mecha-Kitten-Kong on a killing-spree. I’m also worried about what comes out of the hatch in its chest. A whole batallion of foxes in combat armour, perhaps. Or maybe the two having the conversation on a window-cleaning scaffold are about to go inside and give the Quorn Hunt the fright of their lives.
Really good post. I’ve got a question. As a web site owner, just how long did it take for your website to be profitable? Likewise exactly what do you enjoy most about blogging?
Well it took at least two weeks before the website became profitable but that’s mainly because I started to steal peoples lunch money around work. So I’m not sure if that really counts as the website.
The thing I enjoy most about blogging is giving people opinions. People love the opinions. Went to see Oblivion the other night… it’s basically every single sci-fi novel since 1963, but with lots of what looks like Microsoft Surface. It looked pretty… I guess… but if you enjoy something with a lot of plot holes, I’d recommend it to everyone.
September 24th, 2012 at 10:35 am
“Just wind the key and its eyes light up – trust me, it’s top entertainment!”
2010? There’s bad timing…
September 24th, 2012 at 10:46 am
I read the authors name as Insane Norman which made this a much more appealing read.
September 24th, 2012 at 11:20 am
I think Kusac is a pawn in the games of the gods. No, wait a minute; I’ve changed my mind. Kusac is the long-awaited Avatar of change.
Final answer?
Final answer.
September 24th, 2012 at 12:34 pm
“Are you the Avatar of Change?”
“Yes, I am the long-awaited one!”
“Terrific. Could you break this twenty?”
September 24th, 2012 at 2:50 pm
I’m peeved by the cut-off text at the bottom of the image. A SHOL… what? A SHOCKING BAD NOVEL?
September 24th, 2012 at 3:55 pm
A curly tail must make putting on a spacesuit a real bitch.
September 24th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
Does the giant catbot thingy have a single laser equipped nipple? I realise it’s in the wrong place for a feline but if you have a nipple that can shoot lasers I imagine you can keep it where you damn well please.
September 24th, 2012 at 9:09 pm
Clearer image here: http://tinyurl.com/brxjoh3
…revealing the missing text to be “A Sholan Alliance novel”… of course!
September 25th, 2012 at 9:01 am
So is this, like, the Furry sci-fi version of FIFTY SHADES OF GREY? (Oy vey! Cue the NSFW jokes…)
September 25th, 2012 at 9:20 am
I’ve just got the power rangers song in my head now. Not that I have ever watched such a thing… *coughs*
September 25th, 2012 at 11:25 am
The blonde is getting a pep-talk from a futuristic warrior who is the ultimate evolution of urban foxes. She seems remarkably unconcerned about the red energy-beam either hitting or exuding from her bum. Maybe she just sat on the remote and accidentally set Mecha-Kitten-Kong on a killing-spree. I’m also worried about what comes out of the hatch in its chest. A whole batallion of foxes in combat armour, perhaps. Or maybe the two having the conversation on a window-cleaning scaffold are about to go inside and give the Quorn Hunt the fright of their lives.
September 25th, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Remember those MAD Magazine articles where you take a piece of news boilerplate and just change some words and names to make it funnier?
The same system would work on that pointless cover blurb too:
“Is (1) a (2) in the (3) of (4) – or the long-awaited (5) of (6) ?”
In the numbered slots, use any of these alternatives:
(1)
– Kusac
– Melvin
– Barack Obama
– Homer Simpson
– Neo
– Grignr the Barbarian
(2)
– Pawn
– Dork
– Tool
– Tax inspector
– Plumber
(3)
– Games
– Pool parlors
– Steamy baths
– Waiting hall
– Paper Rock Scissors tournament
(4)
– The Gods
– The neighbors
– The Man
– The Who
– The little old lady who sells flowers
(5)
– Avatar
– Waiter
– Pizza
– Cable guy
– Laxative
(6)
– Change
– Krypton
– Petaluma
– Mind-blowing wisdom
– Cosmic flatulence
September 27th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Thunder Cats hoooooooo!
October 28th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
Oh this is the first 49 shades of grey. I’ve read several books in the series and there’s a lot of male cat-guy on human and reptilian women.
Kusac likes his blowjobs with teeth too.
October 29th, 2012 at 9:21 pm
Is Kusac the mopey blonde or the commando fox?
April 19th, 2013 at 8:14 am
Really good post. I’ve got a question. As a web site owner, just how long did it take for your website to be profitable? Likewise exactly what do you enjoy most about blogging?
April 19th, 2013 at 9:01 am
Why thank you Carthryn.
Well it took at least two weeks before the website became profitable but that’s mainly because I started to steal peoples lunch money around work. So I’m not sure if that really counts as the website.
The thing I enjoy most about blogging is giving people opinions. People love the opinions. Went to see Oblivion the other night… it’s basically every single sci-fi novel since 1963, but with lots of what looks like Microsoft Surface. It looked pretty… I guess… but if you enjoy something with a lot of plot holes, I’d recommend it to everyone.
Thanks for asking.
July 2nd, 2016 at 5:54 pm
It’s a GUNDAM!
July 6th, 2016 at 12:51 am
Is Lisanne Norman any relation to Spiney? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLz07TaTDEA