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Click for full imageRobert Van N Comments: I started scanning my collection a few years ago. But have only a fraction digitally. I just grabbed a few that might fit.
Published 1962
(Average: 6.77 out of 10)
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Robert Van N Comments: I started scanning my collection a few years ago. But have only a fraction digitally. I just grabbed a few that might fit.
Published 1962
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June 3rd, 2013 at 9:50 am
he looks bent alright.
June 3rd, 2013 at 9:53 am
Cataracts are a terrible affliction.
June 3rd, 2013 at 10:46 am
“Never mind me, mate, your ship has taken off without you.”
June 3rd, 2013 at 11:56 am
If I had to master a world which I had just destroyed, I would have glowing eyes, too.
Or is he secretly a cat person?
June 3rd, 2013 at 12:51 pm
He was a destroyer from another planet – bent on sniffing the butts of the tiny Earthmen’s women!
June 3rd, 2013 at 1:01 pm
This is what smoking can do to YOU, kids!
June 3rd, 2013 at 1:20 pm
@Jaouad I was thinking the same thing. That and how did they get Sophia Loren to pose like that? Must have been when she was between gigs.
June 3rd, 2013 at 1:32 pm
He was a destroyer from another planet – who forced the little Saucer Women to put blonde highlights in his giant blue fro!
June 3rd, 2013 at 2:51 pm
And by “bent on mastery of the world”, he means an earth woman who wants nothing more than for him to stop stalking her.
June 3rd, 2013 at 2:58 pm
Prone lady without any visible means of support looks likes she was cut out (probably with scissors) from another sleaze paperback cover and glued onto this cover.
June 3rd, 2013 at 3:36 pm
LOL nice cover!
As far as crappy spaceships goes that one is pretty heinous. Not functional, not cool looking. Is that exhaust fumes or is it blasting something?? The artist perhaps? Lets hope so.
June 3rd, 2013 at 3:40 pm
Looks like Mr Destroyer has a fever, and the only cure is hot Earth women!!!
We really need to thank our women folk, how many times have their low cut dresses and ample bossums saved Earth from horrible monstrous aliens??
Thank you Earth women, keep up the great work!!
June 3rd, 2013 at 4:11 pm
He is very large, or she is very tiny, or both. Either way, he could use some botox.
June 3rd, 2013 at 6:37 pm
Some of these covers bring to light authors I’ve never heard of and wonder if any of these books are good. This author died at the young age of 50. Kind of makes me sad.
June 3rd, 2013 at 7:06 pm
I’ve seen people do a similar trick with their dogs except they use a doggie treat instead of a voluptuous woman.
June 3rd, 2013 at 7:15 pm
@B’mancer 10: maybe she’s a mime. Looks kind of like a mime pose. “Help! help! I’m stuck in a phone booth, er, I mean, stuck on a giant nose!”
June 3rd, 2013 at 9:04 pm
Was the author lazy and put in too much blank space at the top… or was the editor a klutz and moved the bottom of the picture out of the frame? I dunno…
June 3rd, 2013 at 9:08 pm
He was a destroyer of any chance of women ever talking to him — hell bent on reading this book in public
June 4th, 2013 at 9:57 am
Remember that period in 20th-century architecture when they built houses in the shape of flying saucers?
That space ship looks like they built it to look like one of those houses.
June 6th, 2013 at 5:38 pm
J Hunter Jolly: the John Betjeman/ Gene Wolfe crossover we’ve all been waiting for.
June 6th, 2013 at 5:39 pm
Holly, dagnabbit – curse these azerty keyboards
June 14th, 2013 at 5:09 pm
I’m starting a betting pool on this one — bet for or against this cover soon being used on the SFWA Bulletin…
Starting Odds:
For: 90%
Against: 10%
June 14th, 2013 at 5:17 pm
Heh. I think that bulletin cover was a little too cheesecake even for us!
August 8th, 2015 at 8:13 pm
With a name like Monarch Books, are those small chrysalises in his eyes?
August 29th, 2015 at 1:01 pm
Sexiest
Eye
Floater
Ever