This is the famous scene where the Etruscan witch races to reattach the warrior’s thong and scrotum before they both drown in the rising flood waters of the Tiber.
I love the body language here. It looks like he’s trying to explain where he’s been all night, and she’s handing him his luggage as she’s kicking him out:
Him: Well it’s like this, see, there was this monster I had to pursue, and then there was this dungeon, and a cat-man I had to fight with a snake watching us, and then…
Her: I don’t want to hear it! You were out partying with your space-guitar-gun playing friends again! I’ve packed your thong and nippy flask, and you can just get out!
@L_L: Yes, really seems more embarassing to the adults who ought to have better taste than to read this on the bus. Or in front of their kids.
At a really quick glance, his armor and ax make him look like a merman standing on his tail, which would at least explain the swirling waves. The castle would remain inexplicable.
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January 13th, 2014 at 12:07 pm
That man is trying to birth Kamen Rider through his navel!
January 13th, 2014 at 1:37 pm
Damsel: I believe this is your thong…
Hunk: Do you blame me for wanting to be comfortable?
January 13th, 2014 at 1:46 pm
Man: Come on now, give me back my slingshot. And the rock.
Woman: No, not until you trade me for that battle-ax.
Man: Spoilsport.
January 13th, 2014 at 1:49 pm
She’s saying, “Honey, can you hold my purse? It’s my turn to throw the magical rock.”
January 13th, 2014 at 1:50 pm
Is it me or is that a shadowy arm and hand reaching out from the swirling waters and headed to a naughty place? Lower left.
What would be the point of that? Subliminal stirring of the adolescent loin?
Well, worked on me, at least . . . .
January 13th, 2014 at 2:08 pm
This is the famous scene where the Etruscan witch races to reattach the warrior’s thong and scrotum before they both drown in the rising flood waters of the Tiber.
January 13th, 2014 at 2:09 pm
@BC: swirling waters? I thought they were knee-deep in candyfloss.
January 13th, 2014 at 3:51 pm
How the Etrusscans came to be named Etrusscans instead of Ebagofmagicbeanscans.
January 13th, 2014 at 4:17 pm
Aye, there’s a chill wind blowing through the Etruscans tonight, but they will insist on wearing those short skirts.
January 13th, 2014 at 6:46 pm
It’s why his nose is red.
January 14th, 2014 at 11:13 am
Boris Vallejo’s motto must be “I never met a muscle I didn’t like”….
January 14th, 2014 at 11:17 am
“This your thong?”
“Won’t fit my my schlong.”
“So long.”
BA-DA-BUM!
January 14th, 2014 at 12:32 pm
From what I can tell a nice and accurate account of etruscan daily life.
January 21st, 2014 at 7:53 pm
I love the body language here. It looks like he’s trying to explain where he’s been all night, and she’s handing him his luggage as she’s kicking him out:
Him: Well it’s like this, see, there was this monster I had to pursue, and then there was this dungeon, and a cat-man I had to fight with a snake watching us, and then…
Her: I don’t want to hear it! You were out partying with your space-guitar-gun playing friends again! I’ve packed your thong and nippy flask, and you can just get out!
July 25th, 2017 at 12:48 am
Da fuq does ANY of this have to do with Etruscans?
Like, what’s with Ye Olde Phantasy Castle?
April 30th, 2020 at 5:25 am
Bustina and Pectorus communicate by way of barely perceptible muscle movements.
April 30th, 2020 at 10:16 am
Fascinating that one of the Goodreads reviews notes that the cover art was embarrassing to explain to the kids. Why only the kids,I wonder.
May 1st, 2020 at 2:55 am
@L_L: Yes, really seems more embarassing to the adults who ought to have better taste than to read this on the bus. Or in front of their kids.
At a really quick glance, his armor and ax make him look like a merman standing on his tail, which would at least explain the swirling waves. The castle would remain inexplicable.