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Tom Noir Comments: Time to see who has the biggest TING!
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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • bladed weapons • dragon • Glen Cook • Keith Berdak • long haired men • male skirts • sword • Ting! • Tor Books
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June 2nd, 2014 at 9:52 am
OK, everything looks to be working again. Won’t last long I am sure. Moving server as soon as the web monkey comes back from holiday. Then everyone will be happy happy!
Oh AND!
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
June 2nd, 2014 at 9:52 am
Tha dragon has rather frog-like legs. Is it actually a dragon at all? Is it, perhaps, a froggan?
June 2nd, 2014 at 9:55 am
“Wedded to a woman, a legend, and a sword.” Must of been Mormon.
June 2nd, 2014 at 10:00 am
Who’s the ‘he’ in that tag-line? The person with the sword is clearly Sheila Hancock so, of the available candidates, the ‘legend’ is likely to be the imposing Siegfried-ish bloke in the armour, so ‘he’ is the Frog-Pterodactyl.
June 2nd, 2014 at 11:18 am
“True you see mi inna pants and ting!”
June 2nd, 2014 at 11:27 am
“Look out! There’s … some … Ting! …. BEHIND YOU!”
June 2nd, 2014 at 11:56 am
Sheila looks smug…are we sure that those are tights, and not (say) ass-less chaps? Note also the, ah, low-lying fog…
June 2nd, 2014 at 12:59 pm
The dragon is supposed to be able to fly with the rider positioned like that? Looks damned uncomfortable if not impossible. Like Gregor Clegane trying to ride a tricycle.
June 2nd, 2014 at 2:41 pm
He was wedded to a woman, a legend, and a sword.
THE DENIS THATCHER STORY
June 2nd, 2014 at 2:42 pm
That dark knight so needs a safety belt.
June 2nd, 2014 at 3:12 pm
This cover has some ting for everyone!
June 2nd, 2014 at 3:16 pm
And exactly how does one go about carrying around a sword which is longer than one is tall ? And why does the dragon only have two legs? And why.. oh never mind. It’s awful, but it’s a new covver. YAY!!!
June 2nd, 2014 at 3:55 pm
Mr Tight Crotch’s sword has more ting than Dragon Dude’s.
Just sayin’. 🙂
June 2nd, 2014 at 4:39 pm
The artist clearly has trouble with feet. Throws in a random clump of grass to cover sword-man’s foot issues, has the dragon standing there on stumps (must be painful, even for the notoriously high-pain threshold of a dragon), and gives the guy riding the dragon just a shapeless blob.
On the other hand, the artist excels at giant artichokes.
June 2nd, 2014 at 5:17 pm
I used to go to a website years ago that started having near-constant server problems. Finally the owner operator asked for donations to move to a more modern server. He quickly got enough funds via PayPal/money orders etc.that he didn’t need to ask again for about three years.
I’d certainly like to help out if funding is a problem.
I’ve rarely if ever posted here, but it’s a site I very much enjoy visiting.
June 14th, 2014 at 8:42 pm
The woman (guy?) in the foreground looks like she’s having severe constipation issues, and is desperately looking for a convenient bush.
Sometimes I wonder when they put a tagline “author of…” on a book if it actually attracts readers or not. But then I remembered that I know some people who are so slavishly devoted to The Black Company books, that in this case, it probably did.
June 19th, 2014 at 8:20 am
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