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She was incredibly sensitive about her long-leg-itus!Click for full UNSHEEPED image

Andy SSRAT Comments: A cover I spotted in a down under book shop. Just had to buy it!
Published 1981

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.71 out of 10)
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21 Responses to “Leviathan’s Deep”

  1. Phil Says:

    Leviathan’s deep asleep. After reading this book…

  2. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    LEVIATHAN’S DEEP VAJAYGE CARR.

  3. Tat Wood Says:

    Gladiator Barbie kept the Barry Sheene action figure for so long he grew a beard. Then she killed him.

  4. A.R.Yngve Says:

    I see… the future. The REAL future, I mean.
    (Guys, let’s just face the facts. We’re ****ed.)

  5. Bibliomancer Says:

    Now I’ll have Z.Z. Top playing in my head all day.

    (BTW, are they called Zed Zed Top over there?)

  6. THX 1138 Says:

    Poor guy, he didn’t even get the chance to change out of his pyjamas. Is “Jayge” pronounced “Zhhzhh”? Or “Gigi”? Thank ‘eavens for ‘omicidal girls…

    @Bibliomancer: not only Zed Zed Top but there’s the world’s most successful rapper Jay-Zed too. Plus the zombie novel with the disappointingly normal cover World War Zed.

  7. Tom Noir Says:

    “Time to go stab some guys in my oddly flesh-colored bikini!”

    In other news, if she moves from that position that belt is going to fall right off.

  8. fred Says:

    Tagged with: symmetrical. Divide the cover in the vertical and you wind up with the same amount of breasts on each side. Breasts. Did I say breasts? I meant to say content. Fonts, cover art, breasts. And by breasts I meant to say etc. .

  9. Dazrin Says:

    Is that guy wearing an R2D2 costume?

  10. FeãrofMüsic Says:

    Has anyone else noticed that she’s roughly twice as tall as the man? It looks as though she’s murdered Disco Gimli. That explains why the musical version of Lord of the Rings (with a soundtrack by the BeeGees) was never approved by the Tolkien estate.

  11. B. Chiclitz Says:

    Oh, yeah, Levia Than’s deep all right. She studied Later Neo-Platonic Scholastic Philosophy at Cambridge. Then took a job as a pole dancer. But kept herself on a higher plane all the while. Pity that poor guy for trying to slip a dollar (a bob?) into those flesh-colored panties.

    PS Not the best necklace to wear when pole dancing bare breasted.

  12. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    Are those grapes? Did she murder him in a wine-press? And, is the blood going to bring out the heady tannic aromas?

  13. AMartyn Says:

    I find it unnerving that the bottom of the price tag is in line with the lower of her necklaces; sort of looks like it zoomed by and sliced her head off.

  14. Sophaloaf Says:

    She’s quite the resourceful one. She manage to use her slingshot as a loincloth.

  15. DaveM Says:

    Just when you thought it was safe to cosplay. “When realdolls attack!”

  16. anon Says:

    The leviathan’s deep …in where exactly?

  17. Erica Says:

    That damned censorship sheep is a busy ovine today. It’s showed up on at least three of the covers I’ve seen here. And that’s just in the past few minutes. Is it a new feature on the site?

  18. RachelJ Says:

    No, Space Sheep is an old and respected denizen.

  19. Tor Mented Says:

    Now THIS is the Barbie movie we really wanted.

  20. GSS ex-noob Says:

    Thankfully when I was re-enacting this (as seen on GSS, do a search!), I was the one on the ground and the sword person was a young man with a t-shirt on.

    No sheep required.

    Although I do love our Space Sheep who’s maybe been here longer than me.

    @Tor: Machete Barbie!

  21. fred Says:

    Look who brought a beer belly to a sword fight.

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