Let’s be fair here. None of us, with the possible exception of DSWBT, has ever resided on a prison planet. How can we say with any certainty that the mish mash monster isn’t spot on? That crossbow on the other hand. Well that’s justppoorly done. Bad artist. Bad bad artist, No brie for you.
Is it technically possible to be marooned on a prison planet? I mean, wouldn’t you actually be imprisoned on a prison planet?
Though I guess it’s better to be marooned on a prison planet than to be imprisoned on a maroon planet.
@Tor Mented: I suppose he’s in the position of someone who’s accidentally parachuted into a jail’s exercise yard. He’s stuck until he can convince a guard to let him out; it’s not clear if the prison planet has any guards aside from gravity and seventy two trillion miles of hard vacuum between you and the nearest place you can get a decent cup of tea.
Maroon planets: even less pleasant than orange or red planets.
July 29th, 2014 at 9:33 am
This cover is beautiful. This cover is all I really want from life.
July 29th, 2014 at 1:10 pm
It takes two guys to wear that monster suit. I’d hate to be the one in the back.
July 29th, 2014 at 2:03 pm
Really? I’d hate to be the one in the front.
July 29th, 2014 at 2:21 pm
Looks like the “ar-teest” spun the wheel of random alien attributes and came up with this beauty.
Hexalegs – 4 of the legs are pachyderm, the other 2 kitty cat.
Unicornicus – to attract the much sought after tween girl market (they buy all kinds of crap).
Bitrunks – two trunks are better than one, and much easier to pronounce than three (tritrunks?).
Toothy Vagina Mouth – YES my friends, nothing says BUY ME, like toothy vagina mouth!
ALL THIS can be yours for the incredible price of 8$ or 4000 bitcoins.
July 29th, 2014 at 2:28 pm
Let’s be fair here. None of us, with the possible exception of DSWBT, has ever resided on a prison planet. How can we say with any certainty that the mish mash monster isn’t spot on? That crossbow on the other hand. Well that’s justppoorly done. Bad artist. Bad bad artist, No brie for you.
July 29th, 2014 at 2:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9SJBNaZDKQ
July 29th, 2014 at 2:52 pm
Didn’t he play keyboards for Sy Snootles?
July 29th, 2014 at 7:21 pm
“No, wait – I was just showing him my Tommy Cooper impersonation!”
July 29th, 2014 at 10:34 pm
@FöM: I would hardly call Atlanta a ‘planet’. Besides, I was there less than a week. 😉
July 30th, 2014 at 12:36 am
@DSWBT:It’s easier to escape a prison planet than it is to get ANYWHERE on I285 during rush hour.
July 30th, 2014 at 11:07 pm
The burning question is whether that monster should be called an “octomoth” or a “mampus”.
July 31st, 2014 at 6:00 pm
Flares are back, back, back!
August 13th, 2014 at 5:26 pm
“The Muppet Show, like you’ve never seen it before!”
August 14th, 2014 at 3:52 pm
Snuffleupagus, NOOO!
November 17th, 2016 at 1:31 am
So this is what Big Bird sees when he eats fermented berries, eh?
November 17th, 2016 at 10:48 am
The one Pokemon they couldn’t catch.
August 17th, 2021 at 7:59 pm
Is it technically possible to be marooned on a prison planet? I mean, wouldn’t you actually be imprisoned on a prison planet?
Though I guess it’s better to be marooned on a prison planet than to be imprisoned on a maroon planet.
August 18th, 2021 at 5:02 am
@Tor Mented: I suppose he’s in the position of someone who’s accidentally parachuted into a jail’s exercise yard. He’s stuck until he can convince a guard to let him out; it’s not clear if the prison planet has any guards aside from gravity and seventy two trillion miles of hard vacuum between you and the nearest place you can get a decent cup of tea.
Maroon planets: even less pleasant than orange or red planets.
August 18th, 2021 at 11:09 am
At least if you’re imprisoned (rather than marooned) you’ll have somewhere to sleep and meals served three times a day.