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Jul 29

I don't care if it's more of a shark narwhal elephant rhino... just shoot it!!Click for full image

Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments: Not Pictured – Sesame Street.
Published 1965

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.47 out of 10)
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19 Responses to “The Escape Orbit”

  1. Tom Noir Says:

    This cover is beautiful. This cover is all I really want from life.

  2. Bibliomancer Says:

    It takes two guys to wear that monster suit. I’d hate to be the one in the back.

  3. Rev Says:

    Really? I’d hate to be the one in the front.

  4. Rags Says:

    Looks like the “ar-teest” spun the wheel of random alien attributes and came up with this beauty.

    Hexalegs – 4 of the legs are pachyderm, the other 2 kitty cat.

    Unicornicus – to attract the much sought after tween girl market (they buy all kinds of crap).

    Bitrunks – two trunks are better than one, and much easier to pronounce than three (tritrunks?).

    Toothy Vagina Mouth – YES my friends, nothing says BUY ME, like toothy vagina mouth!

    ALL THIS can be yours for the incredible price of 8$ or 4000 bitcoins.

  5. FeáröfMüsic Says:

    Let’s be fair here. None of us, with the possible exception of DSWBT, has ever resided on a prison planet. How can we say with any certainty that the mish mash monster isn’t spot on? That crossbow on the other hand. Well that’s justppoorly done. Bad artist. Bad bad artist, No brie for you.

  6. fred Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9SJBNaZDKQ

  7. Tat Wood Says:

    Didn’t he play keyboards for Sy Snootles?

  8. THX 1138 Says:

    “No, wait – I was just showing him my Tommy Cooper impersonation!”

  9. Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Says:

    @FöM: I would hardly call Atlanta a ‘planet’. Besides, I was there less than a week. 😉

  10. FeáröfMüsic Says:

    @DSWBT:It’s easier to escape a prison planet than it is to get ANYWHERE on I285 during rush hour.

  11. Jeff Vader Says:

    The burning question is whether that monster should be called an “octomoth” or a “mampus”.

  12. StevenLP Says:

    Flares are back, back, back!

  13. A.R.Yngve Says:

    “The Muppet Show, like you’ve never seen it before!”

  14. Alessandra Kelley Says:

    Snuffleupagus, NOOO!

  15. L.B. Says:

    So this is what Big Bird sees when he eats fermented berries, eh?

  16. A.R.Yngve Says:

    The one Pokemon they couldn’t catch.

  17. Tor Mented Says:

    Is it technically possible to be marooned on a prison planet? I mean, wouldn’t you actually be imprisoned on a prison planet?
    Though I guess it’s better to be marooned on a prison planet than to be imprisoned on a maroon planet.

  18. Bruce A Munro Says:

    @Tor Mented: I suppose he’s in the position of someone who’s accidentally parachuted into a jail’s exercise yard. He’s stuck until he can convince a guard to let him out; it’s not clear if the prison planet has any guards aside from gravity and seventy two trillion miles of hard vacuum between you and the nearest place you can get a decent cup of tea.

    Maroon planets: even less pleasant than orange or red planets.

  19. THX 1139 Says:

    At least if you’re imprisoned (rather than marooned) you’ll have somewhere to sleep and meals served three times a day.

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