Apr 01
Click for full imageMisterBob Comments: David Icke takes over daytime tv!
Published 1985
(Average: 8.36 out of 10)
Loading...
MisterBob Comments: David Icke takes over daytime tv!
Published 1985
(Average: 8.36 out of 10)Loading...
(9.25 out of 10) (9.18 out of 10) (9.01 out of 10) (8.97 out of 10) (8.93 out of 10) (8.93 out of 10) (8.93 out of 10) (8.92 out of 10) (8.88 out of 10) (8.88 out of 10)
Lastest Tweet
April 1st, 2015 at 9:57 am
“Ok, the mushrooms have definitely kicked in”
April 1st, 2015 at 10:13 am
“I need to draw you…”
April 1st, 2015 at 10:19 am
Rob Brydon’s new road-trip documentary takes an unexpected turn.
April 1st, 2015 at 11:23 am
Lizard man.. not men. So, uh, I guess Guss’ little brother decided to tag along? Those tongues, they’re just creeping me out. And those lizard men look sort of salamandery. Oh, and when George Jetson finds out they stole his car, he’s gonna be so mad!
April 1st, 2015 at 11:38 am
Sorry, no. You may use the word ‘inimitable’ only if you’re P. G. Wodehouse, or you’re a Conservative commentator of above-average intelligence.
April 1st, 2015 at 1:33 pm
I am assuming the Essa version would read ‘An exciting new adventure of Guss and Harry Borg, the roguish ape man from Brooklyn!’
April 1st, 2015 at 6:44 pm
I swore off reading about hairy borg since that last erotic star trek fanfic turned my stomach.
April 1st, 2015 at 6:58 pm
@FoM: Perhaps those fellows were modeled after the humanoid dinosaur at the Smithsonian in Washington?
April 1st, 2015 at 10:16 pm
Wait a mo.
All toxicoferans use their tongues for smelling.
Did someone in the back seat tell a monkey joke using pheromones, and the fellows up front are laughing while David tries to play along?
April 1st, 2015 at 11:28 pm
One of the perils of hitchhiking is when your ride won’t let you out of the car.
April 2nd, 2015 at 5:24 am
Who knew that the lizard people shopped at L.L. Bean?
April 2nd, 2015 at 10:32 pm
Well their seasonal collection is very tasteful.
April 7th, 2015 at 10:11 am
“Typical… I take the lizards out for a drive, and they always let their tongues hang out. You guys remind me of Marmaduke, you know that?”
April 10th, 2015 at 10:37 am
That human’s a hand puppet.
July 16th, 2015 at 11:51 am
‘We’re Guss and Harry…’
‘We’re Harry and Guss!’
‘And worst of all, our clothing doesn’t really fit us!’
July 16th, 2015 at 4:38 pm
The guy in the back somehow projects a sullen look. That’s what you get for not claiming “shotgun” fast enough, I guess. And how many antennae does he have coming out of his headthing there?
May 3rd, 2019 at 5:12 am
Inimitable? The alien in the other seat seems to be doing a pretty good imitation.
There’s something wrong with Harry’s head — either the size or how it’s attached.
Good rendition of the Capitol and that oddly-shaped Senate office building, though.
@BC: Of course he’s sullen. Having to sit in the back seat and wear a giant helmet he maybe can’t see out of. Takes all the fun out of joyriding over a major city.
May 3rd, 2019 at 5:34 am
(Reads #9)
“Ick! It is true what they say – you mammals are silent, but deadly!”
“I swear it was the guy in the back seat, dudes.”
May 3rd, 2019 at 8:44 am
I think Harry’s being played by the Hoff’s head cutout from South Park. Or maybe he had an unfortunate encounter with the 2D universe from Doctor Who. Either way there definitely aren’t three full size bodies on that front seat.
May 3rd, 2019 at 1:34 pm
“For the fiftieth time I’m Harry Borg, not this Azor Ahai fellow!”
May 3rd, 2019 at 2:18 pm
@GSSxn—Well, as I think about what has happened in Washington since my last post, I now realize that the little lizard in the back was being foresightful in donning that tinfoil helmet as protection against the Deep State Gamma Ray Insanity Beams emanating from a certain address along Pennsylvania Avenue.
May 3rd, 2019 at 2:40 pm
“So you guys say you do probes? What are you, detectives or something?”
May 3rd, 2019 at 3:44 pm
After their complaints to the network about his constant misrepresentations of them, the aliens took matters into their own hands and abducted Rod Serling.
May 3rd, 2019 at 4:40 pm
Is this the Essan remake of ‘Dumb and Dumber’?
May 3rd, 2019 at 5:25 pm
@Tat W—GSS!
May 3rd, 2019 at 6:15 pm
“See all the lovely monuments and harmonious landscaping? What a pleasant little town this must be.”
May 3rd, 2019 at 7:11 pm
@GSS Ex-noob: perhaps the lizard in back is playing one of those virtual reality games all the cool kids are into nowadays.
May 3rd, 2019 at 8:44 pm
@BC, Bruce: perhaps a combo of your most recent answers?
May 3rd, 2019 at 9:17 pm
A novel by Draw His Wank
Frid Imai and Ruiz gang install a new sound system on the hover raft, grab mexican beer.
FRID’S WOOFER
May 3rd, 2019 at 9:52 pm
“Would you mind cracking the window? It’s starting to smell like a pet shop in here.”
May 3rd, 2019 at 10:59 pm
@anon does it again. They’re listening to the tunes, now with more bass, and flying to a liquor store for some Corona or Dos Equis.
I’ve just now wondered what a Sword of Fire has to do with 3 lizard aliens and a dude all in casual wear, flying over Washington DC in a tiny spaceship. ???
May 4th, 2019 at 5:54 am
@GSS: well, the terrestrial paradise is supposed to be guarded by an angel with a fiery sword, so perhaps they’re on their way to paradise, with a stopover for drinks in DC?
May 4th, 2019 at 1:25 pm
I really want it to be a mistake by the printers. The title of a fantasy epic accidentally paired with a sci fi illustration. The contents could be from either, but with one or two pages printed upside down and the climactic last chapter replaced with information on 1985 council waste management regulations in Milton Keynes.
June 26th, 2022 at 12:40 pm
The protagonist is Harry Borg? Air resistance is futile?
The Borg created the Sleestak?
Does it take a spaceship from Essa to negotiate the complicated airspace on the final approach to Reagan National Airport (DCA)?
Wouldn’t lizards have a tough time pronouncing Essa?
So many questions.