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Feb 02

Glory Lane

23 Comments »

Glory Hole

Good Show Sir comments: I have seen the future and it looks like 1989.

You might remember this from here.

Published 1989

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.15 out of 10)
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Feb 01

Mountain Magic

18 Comments »

The ghost of Boris Karloff be with you.

Charles comments: Check out my new Sharper Image flashlight!

Published 2004

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.78 out of 10)
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Jan 26

Priest-Kings of Gor

16 Comments »

I, for one, kneel down before our new insect overlords

Good Show Sir comments: Hello, Orkin. My house is infested with priest-kings.

Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

Published 1976

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 3.67 out of 10)
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Jan 25

The Earth Book of Stormgate

19 Comments »

Poul LA Anderson

Good Show Sir comments: Ah yes, the future history of the Poledancertechnique League.

Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

Published 1979

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.00 out of 10)
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Jan 23

The Unicorn Trade

16 Comments »

Unicorns. You mean little horses with wings?

Good Show Sir comments: Bespoke blouses to fit the wings costs her a fortune.

Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

Published 1984

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 3.12 out of 10)
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Jan 19

The Productions of Time

11 Comments »

It's a Penguin cover. Just slap anything together.

Charles comments: The photographer probably told the models this would end up in the next issue of Vogue.

Published 1970

You might remember this from here. And here.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.86 out of 10)
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Jan 18

The Green Man

16 Comments »

Mr Green Genes

Lady Baker comments: I’ve been informed that this is a horror book.

Published 1971

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.14 out of 10)
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Jan 17

21st Century Sub

19 Comments »

T18th Century Typography

Good Show Sir comments: Voyage to the Bottom of the Slush Pile

Published 1956

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.09 out of 10)
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Jan 16

Olde Year Summe Up 2022

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Twenty Twenty Two Blew. Twenty three skidoo!

Here at Good Show Sir we outdid ourselves in selfishly serving our customer base. Which remains nonexistent. Which is why we pioneered the introduction of random bank holidays not officially recognized by our stodgy government. A special tip of the hat to our field correspondent Ryan who apparently tours the ghost towns of the American Southwest where the last remaining paperback shoppes are preserved by the dry climate.

On to the honorees. The highest-rated cover of 2022, congrats to Max Bathroom, is:

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Max Bathroom Comments: Why you should never use a magic sword to shave your chest.

The Dancers of Arun

The Dancers of Arun

Tag Wizard shows off his twisted mind by favouring this clusterf*ck:

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Charles Art Direction: “Under no circumstance put a unicorn on the cover”.
Year of the Unicorn

Year of the Unicorn

While this doozy gave, yours truly, GSS Admin, bad flashbacks:

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Good Show Sir Comments: When Civilization ultimately battles for survival I am sure they will rely upon the KISS Army. Thanks to Ryan for sending this in!

The Texts of Festival

The Texts of Festival

Looking forward to big things happening here at Good Show Sir in 2023. Or maybe not. You get what you pay for!
— GSS Admin

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.83 out of 10)
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Dec 23

Christmas Megapost 2022

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How can we enjoy Xmas shopping when the cost of presents has skyrocketed with inflation. Here at GSS we are giving our faithful fans a chance to pick up some last minute gifts at huge discounts. Hurry, these items will go fast. Prices haven’t been this low since the 1940s!

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Presenting the Good Show Sir Megapost Discount Gift Catalogue!

Start by placing your credit card order here.

See you in 2023 with our Olde Yeare Summe Up.

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.17 out of 10)
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