Dec 10
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: Here it is, this is gonna blow your minds: a hot babe getting felt up in an open grave! But make it black-and-white so we can slip it past the censors. Put some bats in there too. OH! And make sure the bats have boobs.
Published 1991 or 1996
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Tagged with: bats • bird hairdo • cleavage • cross • damsel • monsters • skulls a-poppin' • surprised face • Tanith Lee • The Overlook Press • Wayne Barlowe
Dec 09
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I see it looking like Jurassic Park, only more space-ship-ey.
Published 2006
I don’t have much time this week to go through the rigorous cover selection criteria…
So welcome, to ‘Tom Noir week’!
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Tagged with: Baen Books • cross • dinosaur • Eric Flint • font problems • Good Show Sir • Kurt Miller • meteor • mountains • Ryk E. Spoor • space ships
Dec 05
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Well it’s a busy anthology so we should keep things busy on the cover. This is for Focus magazine… and we all know they only want one thing on their free book… mannequin cleavage! Just fill the rest with whatever you feel like.
Published 1995
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Tagged with: Alan Lothian • Arthur C. Clarke • Bob Shaw • cleavage • glowing eyes • GOLD! • Gollancz Books • Greg Bear • Ian McDonald • Ian Watson • Julian Baum • Mike McQuay • Paul J. McAuley • planets • proportional issues • Robert Holdstock • space • space ships • staff • statuesque • Tricia Sullivan • WTF
Dec 04
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Scott B Comments: Perhaps there is someone, somewhere, who can tell what’s going on in this cover. All I know is that the face-teeth are really creeping me out.
Published 1969
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Tagged with: Avon Books • Bernard D'Andrea • bladed weapons • bumhead • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • eyes on stalks • face • FaceBoob.com • skulls a-poppin' • space sheep • starkers • sword • WTF
Nov 29
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Tom Noir Comments: La de da. Just out for a jaunty, inconspicuous stroll in my black leathers and goggles. Pay no attention to the laser blaster held awkwardly behind my back!
Published 2003
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Tagged with: Alan Dean Foster • font problems • gun • John Blackford • leather • none more black • sunglasses • Warner Aspect books
Nov 26
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Joachim Comments: Maori rave party of the future!
Published 1975 (Holland)
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Tagged with: Born Science Fiction • dude • glow • John Brunner • spiral • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Nov 25
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Helicopter, desert… naked women floating in the air being hit by a beam of energy. Sorry? That’s actually in the book? Well, there’s a turn of luck!
Published 1989
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Tagged with: damsel • devil's dumplings • helicopters • Jack L. Chalker • New English Library • once you see it • orange number two • space sheep • starkers • Unknown Artist Institute • wilderness
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