Frank Comments: Helmets for men only because we wouldn’t want to mess up the lady officers’ hair. And if we’re seeing the forward view, I hope they’re looking at the rear view mirror.
Published 1980
Frank Comments: Helmets for men only because we wouldn’t want to mess up the lady officers’ hair. And if we’re seeing the forward view, I hope they’re looking at the rear view mirror.
Published 1980
Wendy Comments: Ladies, be sure you have the appropriate head size before your next boob job.
Enjoy the wraparound cover.
Published 1987
It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – Planet of the Damned special!
Good Show Sir Comments:
1. Max Manspreading
2. Obviously passed-out ladies are central to the plot of this book.
Published 1980, 1981
Bibliomancer Comments: “One of my favorite sci-fi cover models!” – Judge Roy Moore
Published 1990
Good Show Sir Comments: Cute girl coming. Must activate my perfect replica of humanity.
This cover is the obverse. Here is the reverse.
You also might remember this cover from here.
Published 1963
Kevin King Comments: Let’s play blurb Mad Libs: Only a [NOUN] from [PLACE] could reach [PLACE] through the [NOUN] of the [ADJECTIVE] [POSSESSIVE NOUN] [NOUN].
Published 1981
So I just read from the list on this sheet? Alright then, terrible fonts, realistic guys doing manly stuff and pulling awkward faces, and a futuristic city. Might I add something of my own? Why don’t we credit only the editors and none of the authors? …You’re promoting me to management?! OHHH yeaaah!
Phil’s Art Direction: To be honest with you, I’m not convinced he’s golden enough. Make the whites of his eyes golden as well, would you please? And a few wires attached randomly to the face will convey the science fictional nature of the book.
Published 1983
Art Direction: Screw this! It’s a light hearted novel about a space dentist. Lets just give them exactly that. I mean, what could go wrong?
Published 1974
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