Good Show Sir

Mar 03

Ryan Comments: Giving them utili-kilts did not make the household pets any less mischievous.

Published 1989

(Average: 6.07 out of 10)

Tagged with: Bantam Spectra • big gun • bird people • cat people • George R.R. Martin • SFBC • walk like an egyptian • Walter Velez • Wild Cards series

Aug 18

Starshine

13 Comments »

Not tonite dear, I have a headache Click for larger image

Tag Wizard comments: Time for one of my favourite tags. My Head Aplode!

Published 1977

(Average: 6.44 out of 10)

Tagged with: bird • Don Punchatz • fire • Jove Books • my head aplode • SNAAAAAKE • starkers • Theodore Sturgeon • Ting!

Aug 23

The Warrior Within

21 Comments »

Is that a forearm or turkey drumstick in blond Fabio's fist? Click for larger image

Wendy Comments: Always wear your sports bra when arm wrestling a Roid Warrior.

Published 2000

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 7.30 out of 10)

Tagged with: anatomical issues • blue • damsel • dude • font problems • Greenery Press • long haired men • muscles • red • river • Sharon Green • sixpack abs • sports bra • Terrillian Saga • Unknown Artist Institute

Jan 18

Llana of Gathol

25 Comments »

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Good Show Sir Comments: Always check the credentials of your Botox doctor.

Published 1971

(Average: 8.19 out of 10)

Tagged with: baldy bad man • big hair • damsel • Edgar Rice Burroughs • evil doctor • New English Library • starkers • syringe • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF

Dec 07

Good evening, and welcome to a private showing of three paintings, displayed here for the first time. Each is a collectors’ item in its own way – not because of any special artistic quality, but because each captures on a canvas, and suspends in time and space, a frozen moment of …

OK, that’s just a Rod Serling Night Gallery quote I copped off of IMDB. But here, for your consideration, are three cover submissions that didn’t make the cut. Not because they aren’t terrible. Not because they are based on a franchise. Not because they are parody or comedy. Not because … well, just because …

Boob Tube? Click for larger image

Raoul Comments: That 70s Show.
Published 1975

I've been hitchhiking for an hour. Why can't I get a ride? Click for larger image

Alice Comments: “Let the Magic Journey begin! Oh crap. Wher’d my ass go?”.
Published 1988

Sheep! Click for larger image

Maureen Comments: Click all you want. No boobs under the sheep.
Published 1972

Oh, and Tag Wizard sent me this racism and dared me to post it. Now you owe me a pint:

Chinese GSS is going to have a shit fit Click for larger image

(Average: 7.85 out of 10)

Tagged with: author on the cover • boredom • Chang-San • clown • Dell Books • devil's dumplings • Diane Dillon • dude • floating face • font problems • Harlan Ellison • Harvey E. Ward • Honourable Mentions • John Nichols • Leo Dillon • long haired men • Lynn Hall • Mei Ya Publications • Pocket Books • Pyramid Books • rocket in my pocket • Sheep! • shortbow • skeletons • Unknown Artist Institute • USA! USA!

Oct 30

The Witchcraft Reader

31 Comments »

Giddyup Click for larger image

Mavis Comments: Ride ’em, Batgirl!

Published 1972

(Average: 5.67 out of 10)

Tagged with: bats • damsel • devil woman • devil's dumplings • fangs • Josh Kirby • Pan Books • Peter Haining • SNAAAAAKE • space sheep • starkers • sweet ride • tiara • wings • witch

Oct 02

John Carter of Mars

29 Comments »

'How to Pick up Girls' by Dr. Bill Cosby Click for larger image

Good Show Sir Comments: This must be that Edgar Rice Burroughs novel where the Terminator travels all the way to Barsoom to track down the sexy, half-naked Sarah Connor!

Published 1972

(Average: 4.48 out of 10)

Tagged with: Bruce Pennington • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • Edgar Rice Burroughs • living tissue over metal endoskeleton • New English Library • robot • semi-transparent • weird pecs