Nov 26
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Tat Wood Comments: “Allo, oui, c’est vous Monsieur Siudmak? Ah, bonjour, nous avons un livre que je devrais acheter un… um… we need a cover, comprend? C’est pour ‘The Stars Like Dust’. Er… ‘Les Etoiles Ame le Poudre’. C’est un histoire comme Genghis Khan mais dans le Nebula de la tete du… er… chevaux? Un grand nuage dans l’espace qui semblaient un… oh, there go the pips”
Published 1973
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Tagged with: balls • handguns • Isaac Asimov • J'ai Lu books • muscles • my head aplode • sixpack abs • Wojtek Siudmak • WTF
Aug 21
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a sexy space princess trying hard not to ogle a slab of beefcake. Have her cleaning out her earwax or something.
Published 2000
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Tagged with: Baen Books • big hair • Catherine Asaro • cleavage • damsel • dude • font problems • Haircut 100 • Julie Bell • long haired men • muscles • sixpack abs • space • tights
Jul 01
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Tom Noir Comments: Good evening London! We are WAR THONG! Are you ready to raaaaaaaawk??
Published 1979
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Tagged with: archery weapons • Berkley Books • blood • damsel • dude • inadequate armor • Jack Massa • muscles • sixpack abs • Unknown Artist Institute • wings
Oct 31
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Glenn Comments: An alpha male, a naked lady, a cautious beta male, and a 1950ies era high tech explosion. It’s a time capsule. A horrible time capsule.
Published 1958
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Tagged with: bad science • cleavage • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • Frank Riley • Galaxy Science Fiction • loincloth • Mark Clifton • robots • sixpack abs • space sheep • starkers • Wallace A. Wood
Jul 10
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Joachim Comments: Although borne in space, Ken still liked to go into towne centre and strut his special pants in front of the shoppes…
Published 1959
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Tagged with: Badger Books • dude • Eddie Jones • Lionel Fanthorpe • muscles • planets • rocket in my pocket • sixpack abs • smarty pants • space • space ships
Jul 19
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Tommi Comments: The blurb on the back translates as: “… Where Sturgeon, LeGuin, Heinlein and Russ where merely scratching the surface in their attempt to appropriately represent human sexuality in Science Fiction, David Gerrold is digging a deep shaft.” No comment, really, apart from, maybe – uuurgh.
Published 1978
Nice speedos!
Many thanks to Tommi!
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Tagged with: bracers • damsel • David Gerrold • dude • fish people • floating person • German • ginger • Knaur Science Fiction • moon • muscles • non-papillial person • perspective problems • planets • Selecciones Ilustradas Art Group • sixpack abs • Speedos • Spock ears • strapping outfit • sun
Nov 23
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OH OH OH! Let’s have a half naked man grasping his magic electrified sword around waist height. That sounds suggestive? Of course it is, he’s holding a sword right next to his baby maker. A ha ha ha. Don’t forget to overload the whole cover with text, a lot of text, in all shapes and sizes.
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Tagged with: Alyssa Day • Berkley Books • bladed weapons • dude • electricity • font problems • magic • muscles • sixpack abs • sword • Unknown Artist Institute • Warriors of Poseidon series
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