Oct 03
Click for larger image
Stevie T. Comments: I imagine the conversation went something like this:
Underling: “Sir, we just got Louis L’Amour’s latest manuscript…”
Publisher: “Great! Slap some cowboys on the cover and get it out there!”
Underling: “um…but sir it’s not a Western. It’s a Science Fiction novel.”
Publisher: “What?”
Underling: “You know, Science Fiction, like parallel universes, alien invasions, that sort of thing…”
Publisher: “…. Are there Indians in it.”
Underling: “Native Americans? Um, yes, but—-“
Publisher: “Great! Slap something bizarre and Indian on it and get it out there!”
Underling: “but—“
Publisher: “I said get it out there!”
Published 1987
Loading...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • Clifford Brycelea • floating stick figure • Louis L'Amour • native american • ridiculous hat • stars • Ting!
Sep 12
Click for larger image
Tom Noir Comments: In conclusion, dragons should not wear clothes! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Published 1980
Loading...
Tagged with: alien landscape • Bantam Books • Bob Larkin • David A. Kyle • dragon • dude • eyes on stalks • font problems • Lensman Series • planets • tasteful smoke • wings
Aug 22
Click for larger image
Malcolm Comments: Hey! Who filled the sex dolls with helium?!
Published 1960
Loading...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • floating person • hunkbutt • little people • Robert Sheckley • Sir Mix-A-Lot • starkers • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Jul 23
Click for larger image
Margo Comments: “Reggie, stop punching him in the elbow. I don’t think killer robots have a funny bone.”
Published 1981
Loading...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • booties • catsuit • damsel • dude • font problems • gibberish title • interpretive dance • James R. Berry • long hair • nonsensical shadows • robot • Unknown Artist Institute
Jun 06
Click for larger image
Good Show Sir Comments: “Demented California of the future…”?
Sounds like the California of the present.
Published 1974
Loading...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • beach • devil's dumplings • embarrassment • Fred Pfeiffer • gams • granny • John Boyd • motorcycle • murky murk • WTF
Jun 04
Click for larger image
JuanPaul Comments: They look like figure skaters…in space?
Published 1985
Loading...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • damsel • dude • font problems • jumpsuit • Norman Spinrad • Web of Intruige!
Mar 26
Click for larger fonts
JuanPaul Comments: It’s fun to crank up the C-Y-M-K
It’s fun to crank up the C-Y-M-K-ayy
You can use all the ink, you can make it look chrome
You can hit us with looks of sto-one
Published 1988
Loading...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • damsel • dude • F.M. Busby • font problems • rainbow • Wayne Barlowe
Sep 26
Click for larger image
Click for larger image
It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – 1950s Ray Bradbury Bantam Paperbacks
Good Show Sir Comments:
#1. Paperback sales are down last quarter in Ohio, Alabama and California. Do something creative with the covers to get our numbers back up.
#2. Passive-aggressive cover artist thinks Bradbury stories are boring
Published 1951, 1954
You might remember one of these from here.
Loading...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • bats • dino-mites • dude • handguns • lighthouse • once you see it • Ray Bradbury • rocket • sleepy time • two-fer • Unknown Artist Institute • Web of Intruige!
Sep 04
Click for larger image
Good Show Sir Comments: Turn around. You’re messing up the conga line.
Published 1986
Loading...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • booties • dude • font problems • fonTing! • Jim Burns • monkeybutt • monkeyshines • roots • Sheila Finch • strange creature
Recent Post Comments