Oct 19
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Mirrie’s Art Direction: Sci-fi villians must be as campy as possible. Hmmm, maybe give him a chair made of antlers like Jareth from Labyrinth had, and have him wearing a gold suit. 70’s babe on the left of him, sinister chimp-surgeon to the right. And behind them all looms the Angel of Death, looking like if Peter Capaldi played Grandpa Rick.
Published 1975
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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • ape • Ballantine Books • cleavage • computers • Cordwainer Smith • damsel • dude • Gray Morrow • monkeys • planets • Smirky McSmug • strange creature • throne • waistcoat • wings
Oct 13
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Young Flandry and his sister-wives, Mormon missionaries to the Terran Empire.
Published 2010
You might remember Flandry from here
and here
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Tagged with: Baen Books • bikini • cleavage • damsel • David Seeley • Dominic Flandry Series • dude • gun • handguns • Hank Davis • Poul Anderson • rocket • sexytime • starkers • strange creature
Oct 12
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Billy Awesome Comments: Pull out all the stops. I want the head of Sturgeon as a devil, floating on an asteroid made partially of humanoid hands and torsos, and partially of a futuristic city that looks like a garbage truck, his hair a naked lady with a peacock feather magic aura, his brow haloed by dollar store xmas tinsel. I want a topless mermaid riding a unicorn over a chain that secures nothing. I want an astronaut trying to take a smoke break through his bubble helmet, and a nude baby on a floating cockle shell awestruck by the majesty of it all. Don’t let me down. Let’s make some magic!
Published 1964
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Tagged with: big hair • cleavage • damsel • dude • Ed Emshwiller • evil children • flying heads • goat • horns • my head aplode • Pyramid Books • space • space suits • Theodore Sturgeon • Unicorns! • WTF
Sep 25
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Chuffmunky Comments: It’s the 53rd century and pervert aliens from another dimension have turned humans into debauched goblin troglodytes……. About frickin time man!
Published 2000
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Tagged with: cleavage • daemons • damsel • devil woman • devil's dumplings • Earthlight Books • font problems • horns • Jim Burns • Rats! • Richard Calder • ships • Sir Mix-A-Lot • space sheep • wings
Sep 14
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Tom Noir Comments: Joey liked to imagine the mall girls with Nothing on.
Published 1992
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Tagged with: Baen Books • cleavage • damsel • dude • font problems • Gary Ruddell • magic • Rick Cook
Aug 21
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a sexy space princess trying hard not to ogle a slab of beefcake. Have her cleaning out her earwax or something.
Published 2000
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Tagged with: Baen Books • big hair • Catherine Asaro • cleavage • damsel • dude • font problems • Haircut 100 • Julie Bell • long haired men • muscles • sixpack abs • space • tights
Aug 18
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Bibliomancer Comments: My card must be the Queen of D-Cups.
Published 1987
You might remember this from here
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Tagged with: Ace Books • beast-riding • big hair • chainmail lingerie • chariot • cleavage • cross • crotch armor • damsel • dragon • fire • monks • Piers Anthony • Rowena Morrill • tree people
Jul 08
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Tom Noir Comments: They’ve gone to extraordinary lengths here to make sure nothing on this cover makes any sense. I wonder if it as drawn with the same yellow highlighter that the author used to get high while he was writing the book?
Published 1976
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Tagged with: birds • cleavage • damsel • DAW Books • deer • dude • George Barr • gibberish title • horns • just so much yellow • strange creature • Thomas Burnett Swann
Jun 29
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Peter T Comments: Not sure how you wear your pants with a tail sticking out…. or how he killed all those creatures with such an erratic gun…. Girl looks nice though….
Published 1984
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Tagged with: capes • cleavage • corpse mountain • damsel • death • dude • font problems • frickin laser beams • gun • H.M. Major • Kathleen Buckley • Ken Kelly • muscles • people with tails • Sharon Jarvis • Signet Books • WTF
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