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Good Show Sir Comments: This year sucked and Christmas 2020 is a grinch-fest. So let’s go back to a simpler, happier time when you could page through magazines (remember them?!) shopping for wildly inappropriate Xmas presents.

Presenting the Good Show Sir Megapost Cavalcade of Poor Christmas Shopping Choices!

1. This isn’t helping Santa’s chimney soot black lung

2. When Santa visits Miss Microsheen, it’s shiny boots and no red suit.

3. Give your wife a vacuum cleaner for Xmas and the Hoover will be the only one sucking your dick

4. The first rule about Booze Club is you don’t talk about Booze Club.

Have a happy holiday and we’ll see you in a couple weeks with our Olde Year Summe Up!

Now let’s all sit back and enjoy the He Man & She-Ra Christmas Special!

(Average: 6.27 out of 10)

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Wendy Comments: She’s acting tough pretending she didn’t just set her left hand on fire.

Published 1999

(Average: 5.62 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: Featured Tunics: TWO
Baen Blue/Orange Spectrum: YES
Fainting Damsels: ONE
Laser Fire Accuracy: PISS POOR

Published 1994

(Average: 7.29 out of 10)

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Who doesn’t love Swedish sci-fi covers?! Recall the fun we all had with Skeppsbruten på Tschai last year. We recently stumbled upon the delightful WordPress blog “enlitenbloggomrymden” (“small blog space”) which has a wealth of terrible covers from the publisher Lindqvist. These were published from 1969-1971 and I’ve included a few of our favourites below. Have at them and enjoy!

Och stjärnornas konungar dö

Vindarnas Planet

Främmande Rymdskepp

Slutstriden

Good Show Sir Comments:

1. Swedish dominatrix says “your safe word is Ochstjärnornaskonungardö”

2. Flavour-sealed for freshness

3. Busted by the fashion police

4. Sluts-a-ridin’

Published 1969-1971

(Average: 6.86 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: I’ll save you the trouble. Google Translate: “Sheet Metal Buddy”.

Published 1982

(Average: 8.56 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: The dating app descriptions had not prepared her for this wierdo, and she was definitely NOT going to be able to salvage her outfit.

Published 1981

(Average: 4.71 out of 10)

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Marvin Comments: In case of girlfriend emergency, break glass.

Published 1964

(Average: 7.40 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: I’m betting he’s plucking that old man’s eyeballs out when he’s finally dead.

Published 1996

(Average: 6.70 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-for Tuesday: Wraparound WTF

Good Show Sir Comments: Look what the Lovely Submit Button dropped off on our doorstep. Your guess is as good as mine.

Courtesy of “Anony-Mouse”

(Average: 5.88 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: Being the younger child always means a lot of hand-me-down clothes, including pants with only one leg, apparently.

Published 1985

(Average: 3.47 out of 10)

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