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Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: My name is Bibliomancer. I’m from 2015 in the future. I want a cover with a future-retro Amy Winehouse using a space music ghetto blaster to kill some dudes … and a satyr! Don’t make the art very good. I need it to win a ten-star rating on a website of terrible sci-fi cover art. Why are you looking at me like that?

Published 1961

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(Average: 8.33 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: Gawd, Sarah, I told ya there’s a reason we don’t come to this restaurant anymore!
Published 1995

(Average: 6.83 out of 10)

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Chuffmunky Comments: It’s the 53rd century and pervert aliens from another dimension have turned humans into debauched goblin troglodytes……. About frickin time man!
Published 2000

(Average: 6.00 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer’s Comments: “Get your slimy squid tentacles off my cleaning lady. Domestic servants are hard to find!”
Published 1975

The epic wraparound cover

(Average: 7.25 out of 10)

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Perry Comments: John & Marsha stared in horror as hate-criminals threw rocks at the Toilet Door People’s picnic.

Published 2000

(Average: 6.55 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer’s Comments: As Sally dressed up in her new titanium hat she suddenly had second thoughts about agreeing to a blind date with that hunky astronaut’s college roommate.

Published 1961

(Average: 7.64 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: Joey liked to imagine the mall girls with Nothing on.
Published 1992

(Average: 6.39 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: A centaur-babe with an evil papoose devil-baby being chased by an alien army that looks like surfboards with eyes. Have that on my desk by five! And don’t forget the purse!
Published 1977

(Average: 6.14 out of 10)

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Scott B Comments: Creepy eyeballs! (Also, broccoli hair.)
Published 1983

(Average: 8.15 out of 10)

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a sexy space princess trying hard not to ogle a slab of beefcake. Have her cleaning out her earwax or something.
Published 2000

(Average: 6.97 out of 10)

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