Scott B Comments: You know, I never thought that when the machines finally rose and conquered humanity they would be led by a cyborg cordless electric razor.
Published 1968
Scott B Comments: You know, I never thought that when the machines finally rose and conquered humanity they would be led by a cyborg cordless electric razor.
Published 1968
Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments:Whaddaya think? I hewed her cheeks meself.
Published 1975
V Coupland Comments: Well, it should have been titled, Off all possible covers. There is everything on such a small space! Naked woman running around with out-of proportion limbs, marine monsters and eyes, very big, desincarnated eyes. Just missing a cat man with a gun, to be really a must!
Published 1960
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Katie Comments: Where are her hands? And what is that thing behind her? It’s also by a fairly seriously feminist author.
Published 1980
Bibliomancer Comments: Stop changing your mind and put your metal bra on. We’ll be late for the party.
Published 1973
Tom Noir Comments: Honestly, I find this cover pretty corny.
Published 2003
Tom Herring Comments: Can you say b_o_n_d_a_g_e? I know you can. But will the server master let you?
Published 1975
Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: A tasteful way to cover up male nudity? I know what you mean… how about we cover up his nudity with a naked women on her knees, in front of his “blade!” What? How is that even remotely sexist!? Oh…. well… do it anyway.
Published 1969
Many thanks to Travis G!
See also: Looters of Tharn
Update: The Cover My Ass crew has a podcast reviewing “Jewel of Tharn”. Check it out:
In Ep 37 of Cover My Ass, “Jeffrey Lord’s Best Book Ever”:https://t.co/O67V3NKe4J
The Church has banned books, beauty, and bare buns!
Dick Blade and his magic singing spear must save their nudist colony from the encroaching Crusaders who wish to crush their peaceful ways. pic.twitter.com/IMJH3vS4BE
— Cover My Ass • Podcast (@covermyasscast) September 12, 2019
Don W Comments: On its face, a rather plain cover. Note however the Rob-Liefeld-esque disregard for reasonable anatomy, as well as the source of the cover quote.
Published 2002
Tom Noir Comments: With a sinking heart, Brad realized their skin-tight glam-rock outfits would not be an effective disguise in the forest.
Published 2007
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