From the GSS Slack Channel:

Tweet Jane: Where did you guys disappear to? I had to get the cleaning lady to let me in the locked offices.

GSS Admin: Sorry, I’ve been on August holiday. I’ve always promised myself a month in Bangkok.

Tweet Jane: August holiday? You haven’t returned from last August’s holiday. Your voice mail and mailbox are full.

GSS Admin: Gotta run. The cabana boy is bringing over the cocktails.

Tag Wizard: Sorry, but I’ve, uh, been detained. It’s all a misunderstanding. My solicitor will have it all straightened out in no time at all!

Tweet Jane: Well what about the 2000th Post? We were planning to a have a contest, and prizes, and a big month-long rollout.

Tag Wizard: Oh yeah. Slipped my mind. Go into the submission form and see what’s laying around. Something with nice pair of jubblies is always a hit. The password is on a post-it note somewhere on my desk.

Tweet Jane: And I’m taking all the petty cash. You haven’t paid me in two months.

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Good Show Sir Comments: “What to Expect When You’re Expecting: Rosemary’s Baby Edition”

Thanks again to Alain for the J’ai Lu’s!

Published 1976

(Average: 9.00 out of 10)

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Tag Wizard Comments: An opportunity for the under-utilised “dickless wonder” tag.

Published 1969

(Average: 8.00 out of 10)

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Bellatrix Comments: Uh-oh. 23andMe just located my long-lost triplet cousins.

Published 1976

(Average: 8.50 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: More like the Hair Salons of Isher – and bitch, you look fabulous!!!
Published 1977

(Average: 8.36 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday: Müller-What-The-Fokker Goings-on

#1 Tat Wood’s Art Direction: “Look, we’re late to this whole Cyberpunk thing but I’ve got the rights to a book about a guy being stored as data. It was published twenty years ago but we can kid the nerds into thinking it’s hip and fresh. It’s a comedy but for Chrissake don’t let on.”

#2 Good Show Sir Comments: Tat lays down the challenge, but I say you can never beat the first edition. Those hardcover publishers only hire the best artists.

Published 1990, 1970

(Average: 9.00 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – Dem Bones Edition

Gully Foyle Comments: Yahoo! Mountain Dew!

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Piper Comments: The cover is very literal: a skeleton solving his own murder with the dog.

Published 1986, 2013

(Average: 8.53 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: The original movie title “Burn Wife Burn” didn’t focus group well.

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 6.90 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Imagine Rosemary’s Baby meets The Exorcist! And they had a baby! After you paint that run down to the liquor store for me.
Published 1984

(Average: 7.90 out of 10)

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Noel Comments: In an ideal world, these would be the UK’s next Eurovision entrants.
Published 1978

(Average: 8.75 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: She be hanging her arse off the poop deck.
Published 1981

(Average: 8.89 out of 10)

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