Feb 12
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This guy just dropped a steaming load of bad covers on GSS Admin, so the boss told me to make this “JuanPaul Week”. Register your complaints using the handy “submit” button above. Plus, send in at least four high-quality losers and next week may be all yours! Enjoy! — Tag
JuanPaul Comments: Try pronouncing the author’s last name with a thick and exaggerated Russian accent. It’s good fun.
Published 1985
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Tagged with: Alan Hruska • Baen Books • damsel • dude • floating face • font problems • Jael • kissy face • sexytime • space
Jan 25
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Nigel Comments: Pish Posh and Balderdash! Let me finish off this doobie and I’ll conjure up another curious quest tale.
“It was a dark and stormy night …”
Published 1986
GSS Admin: Here’s the original artwork. Can’t find a higher resolution though.
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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • bladed weapons • Donald M. Grant Publisher • dude • floating head • flying horse • font problems • handguns • horns • Ned Dameron • pointing • Satan • spear • Sterling E. Lanier • strange creature • tasteful smoke • WTF
Jan 24
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JuanPaul Comments This guy’s duty is to save his own ass.
Published 2014
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Tagged with: backpack • Baen Books • bubble helmet • David Weber • dude • explosion • font problems • space ship • Timothy Zahn
Jan 16
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – Planet of the Damned special!
Good Show Sir Comments:
1. Max Manspreading
2. Obviously passed-out ladies are central to the plot of this book.
Published 1980, 1981
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Tagged with: Alan Craddock • anatomical issues • corpse mountain • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • fire • font problems • handguns • Harry Harrison • Jim Baen: The Masterful Lord Himself • Orbit Books • space sheep • starkers • tasteful smoke • Tom Kidd • Tor Books • two-fer
Jan 11
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Good Show Sir Comments: Surprisingly, he got these trousers off the rack. He just bought two pair and had the tailor do some arse alterations.
Published 1976
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Tagged with: Ballantine Books • bighanditis • Centaur! • dress for success • font problems • Greg Hildebrandt • Judy-Lynn del Rey • Stellar Science Fiction Stories Series • Tim Hildebrandt • top hat
Jan 10
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George Comments: Couldn’t find his loincloth this morning. Had to use the bedsheet.
Published 1980
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Tagged with: Ace Books • Andrew J. Offutt • cleavage • dude • Faux-nan • font problems • muscles • Robert E. Howard • sheets • sixpack abs • sword • Ting! • Unknown Artist Institute
Dec 20
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Good Show Sir Comments: “I thought your ‘Ladies Drink Free’ promotion would attract more women into the club. What are we doing wrong?”
Published 1989
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Tagged with: A Del Rey Book • Ballantine Books • baseball cap • David Mattingly • drunkie • dude • font problems • handguns • hologram • Joe Clifford Faust • mighty moustache • sexytime • tasteful smoke • What's on TV? • whip it good
Dec 14
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Good Show Sir Comments: Closing time at the pub, you leave with whatever you can pick up.
Published 1994
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Tagged with: "a novel" • Baen Books • BEHIND YOU! • big hair • damsel • Darrell K. Sweet • dude • embossing • eyepatch • fire • font problems • hoodie • Josepha Sherman • Mercedes Lackey • shiny • waistcoat
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