Alice Comments: “The sewer’s backed up again. Let me clean up this mess before we do our virgin sacrifice!
Published 1983
Alice Comments: “The sewer’s backed up again. Let me clean up this mess before we do our virgin sacrifice!
Published 1983
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Trudy Comments: Finally! A spacesuit for the full-figured gal!
Published 1998
L’Angelo Mysterioso Comments: Sung to the tune of Nights in White Satin:
Nights with the Sasquatch
Never reading the end
Novels are written
About Big Foot’s girlfriend
Good Show Sir covers
Make my eyes so sore
Just what bad art is
I can’t say any more
Please don’t judge me
Yes don’t judge me
Oh don’t judge me
Noooooooo!
Published 1977
Good Show Sir Comments: The original movie title “Burn Wife Burn” didn’t focus group well.
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Good Show Sir Comments: They had forgotten what makeup looked like.
Published 1958
FluffyGhostKitten Art Direction: Gimme a ripped blinged-out Viking lion-centaur blowing a hunting horn. Throw in a couple random moons and a giant pulsar, and we’re good. No, I’m perfectly sober, someone else stole your shrooms.
Published 1988
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: Strewth, the lady at the checkout counter made a point of saying, “Have a blessed day, sir,” twice during our transaction!
Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: The back cover blurb. This will be as close as I get to actually reading it until I’m done with my Henry James.
Published 2009
JuanPaul Comments:
Who be the man with bright orange tan? HOGAR!
Who do we beg to show us less leg? HOGAR!
Who bought a big blade to impress all the maids? HOGAR!
Say it! HOGAR!
Say it! HOGAR!
HOGAR! HOGAR! HOGAR!
Published 1987
Wendy’s Art Direction: It’s supposed to be about some Asteroid Belt colony. Tear out the first five pages of your sketchbook and paste them on this cover mock-up.
Published 1970
GSS ex-noob Comments: Editor’s 12 year old: See, he’s got a long arm, and he smokes, and it’s in spaaace!
Published 1979
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