Nov 14
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Art Direction: How long are legs supposed to be? I’d say keep them on the long side of things. Don’t be afraid to get boob in their too. Just one boob though, two I believe would be considered excessive next to a half naked hunky man with only a bit of leather and cloth to cover his modesty.
Published 1982
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • damsel • devil's dumplings • dude • Fleuve Noir Books • G. Morris • loincloth • muscles • space sheep • starkers • Unknown Artist Institute
Oct 26
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Art Direction: Lets just get Jim from accounting, he works out right? We’ll put him in my air-soft kit and spice it up a little. People who read books love that type of stuff. It will be just like a TV show, but on a book.
Published 2011
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Tagged with: Ace Books • dude • gun • John G. Hemry • Lost Fleet Series • muscles • space ships • Unknown Artist Institute
Oct 21
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Scott B’s Art Direction: OK, I want a triad of spiritual guru, alien Venus, and bull-man, linked by a strip of computer punch tape (futuristic!). Also, it must have a hummingbird-whale. I insist.
Published 1977
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Tagged with: animals with faces • beard-wielding • bull people • Carlos Ochagavia • Charles W. Runyon • dude • horns • monsters • muscles • neo-jesus • Popular Library • scrolls • strange creature • whale • wings • WTF
Oct 19
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Tim Comments:This cover had me simultaneously going, “I don’t ever want to be spotted with that book,” and, “Awesome, I need to know what’s going on here!”
Published 2008
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • dude • Emrah Elmasli • Henry Kuttner • magic • muscles • Piers Anthony • Planet Stories - Paizo Publishing
Oct 04
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Art Direction: Look it will just be like every cover you have ever seen but this time… they’re cat people! They’ll have everything a cat would normally have like fuzzy hair, cat mouths, pointy ears but no tails. Tails, I think would be a step too far! We don’t want people to be too embarrassed when they buy it!
Published 1983
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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • boo • C.J. Cherryh • cat people • cleavage • damsel • J'ai Lu books • muscles • once you see it • planets • Rowena A. Morrill • Rowena Morrill • space • space ships
Sep 26
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Art Direction: You want to know what we need art minion!?! Let me tell you. The bigest TINGGGGGGGG anyone has ever seen! Make sure even the man holding his mighty sword is blinded by its awesomeness. Oh and… make sure he’s pretty much naked. Why? Well… why not? Eh?
Published 1982
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • Budy Matieson • dude • Fleuve Noir Books • muscles • sword • Ting! • Unknown Artist Institute
Sep 20
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Art Direction: Man in a thong sword fighting an octopus while two half naked babes watch. My only regret is that only the French people will see this glorious work of art. Maybe someday… someone… somewhere will show this to the masses so they might all say, “Good Show Sir. Good Show!”
Published 1985
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • cephalopod • cleavage • damsel • dude • Fleuve Noir Books • Good Show Sir • hunkbutt • loincloth • long haired men • Maurice Limat • monsters • mullet • muscles • strange creature • sword • tentacles • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
Sep 05
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Joachim Comments: Space Olympics look exactly like regular Olympics except in cartoon and a space ship poking up in the background…
Published 1967
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Tagged with: A.M. Lightner • dude • fire • muscles • Norton Books • proportional issues • space • space ships
Sep 01
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Jitterbug Comments: Looks like the main hero forgot to bring his metamucil along with him on his quest to save the world and looking at vampire girls reaction, it’s a stinker!
Published 1996
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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • Baen Books • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • dude • magic • Michael Scott • Morgan Llywelyn • muscles • werewolf
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