Good Show Sir

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Wallace Comments “Put the Slave on my Master Card”.

Published 1972

(Average: 5.45 out of 10)

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Ruggles Comments Taking his cat to the vet to get his yearly shots is always such a chore.

Published 1975

(Average: 6.33 out of 10)

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JuanPaul Comments: I wonder if those two guys are having humerus thoughts.

Published 1975

(Average: 7.82 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: The Naturist Convention really got out of hand once Golstork the Flying Horror showed up.

Published 1978

(Average: 3.70 out of 10)

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Rick Deckard Comments: Yeah, Frazetta can’t paint feet either.

Published 1970

(Average: 5.20 out of 10)

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Alice Comments: “There. Feel the thin-edge of my annihilation!”

Published 1999

(Average: 7.88 out of 10)

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Ryan Comments: More realism and literal interpretations on the cover, you say, but avoid feet at any cost? OK then, take a look at this one.

Published 1974

(Average: 5.40 out of 10)

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Zoom in to further enjoy Fire Dancer, Dancer’s Luck, and Dancer’s Illusion!

Good Show Sir Comments: One of our little birds sent us a link to the Smart Bitches Trashy Books blog from a few years past, wallowing in the glory of terrible Ann Maxwell book covers. We’ve skewered a few in the past such as this one, and this one. This Signet series of “Dancer Series” covers has us doffing out hat and saying Good Show Sir! Good show, indeed.

Sadly, all three covers are by a graduate of the Unknown Artist Institute, as per isfdb.org.

Published 1982, 1983

(Average: 2.95 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: After fix basement flood, Conan go hang with Azoth. OK?

Published 2016

(Average: 7.13 out of 10)

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Zanthar of the Many Worlds

Zanthar at Moon’s Madness

Zanthar at Trip’s End

Zanthar at the Edge of Never

Good Show Sir Comments: One of our good friends at Goodreads sums up Zanthar: “The bad news is that if you want to read an exciting mashup of Doc Savage / Buckaroo Banzai, John Carter of Barsoom, and the yellow peril tales of Fu Manchu, with just a soupçon of Lovecraftian horror, then this book isn’t it.”

1. Jeff Jones runs out of paint

2. Jeff Jones remembers he can’t paint feet

3. Jeff Jones eats the brown acid

4. Jeff Jones takes the day off

Thanks to Andre for sending these in!

Not to be confused with this or this or this.

Published 1967, 1968, 1969

(Average: 6.82 out of 10)

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