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Alice Comments: Where’s Cheetah? The Doctor Watson of the Jungle.

Published 1976

(Average: 7.40 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: Good thing he’s wearing protection on his monster.

Published 1981

(Average: 6.95 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer went to Greece and GSS didn’t even get a lousy tau-shirt. But we did get a bunch of terrible Greek book covers. I’ll turn this post (and week) over to him:

I come from Greece bearing gifts! So don’t look a Trojan Horse in the mouth. Athens has a big chain store called “Public” which is a combination of  Barnes & Noble and  Best Buy with a whole large floor of new books in Greek and English. Athens also have a few “charming” used book stores in some of the older neighborhoods. Here’s the inside view of one of them:

So here are some terrible covers, Greek-style. Sorry, but we will have to skip the authors, cover artists and publication dates. Be kind to Tag Wizard:

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Bibliomancer Comments:

1. Rising sea levels were not kind to Venice.

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2. Who knew Ghandi collected Barbies?

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3. Black Hawk up, Black Hawk down!

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4. Ce n’est pas un primate.

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5. Dracula in the language Prince Vlad would have understood.

Published whenever

(Average: 5.53 out of 10)

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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – Virgin Planet special!

Good Show Sir Comments:

#1 It says “Cover design Lester, Larkin & Divers” on back cover. Took a three-man team to design an arse cover.

#2 OK lady but if you’ve never seen a man you’re setting your expectations up a little high.

Published 1969, 2000

Thanks to Raoul for sending one in! You might remember this from here and here.

(Average: 5.62 out of 10)

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George Comments: Couldn’t find his loincloth this morning. Had to use the bedsheet.

Published 1980

(Average: 7.28 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: “No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet!”

Published 1970

(Average: 7.20 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments:

There once was a hero named Blade
Who travelled through space to get laid
Wrapped his arse in a muff
Cause he thought it looked buff
Now the ladies are running away ‘fraid

Published 1972

Read all about this exciting adventure on the back cover.

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 7.87 out of 10)

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Tor Mented Comments: Not sure if it is a two-headed gorilla with one head missing, a headless gorilla behind the gorilla in front, or something else entirely.

Published 1968

(Average: 7.45 out of 10)

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Alice Comments: I snapped this bodice-ripper at the local Rite-Aid.

Published 2017

(Average: 6.85 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: That medal must have cost him an arm and a leg.

Published 1979

(Average: 8.40 out of 10)

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