Good Show Sir

Badger Books are the bomb! Stinkbomb. We’ve gotten a number of Badger covers over the years, most of which have sat unused (mainly because Tag Wizard couldn’t meet the high bar we set for alt-text humour). So we figured if we piled enough Badger Books into one heap they would reach critical mass and burst into flames, solving our problem.

So let’s have a go at our first Badger Books Megapost. Today’s theme is

Damsels in Distress,

or, Badger those Babes!

or, BEHIND YOU! RUN!

The Girl From Tomorrow

U.F.O. 517

Night of the Black Horror

Mind Force

Good Show Sir Comments:

1. “I come from the future to … rock your world!”

2. Whence did they come? Thence must we run! Hence.

3. “Get away from me, Nerd!”

4. This is where you’d expect to find Bow-tie Man!

Thanks to Marvin and Roger T. for sending these bad boys in.

Published 1961, 1965

(Average: 6.27 out of 10)

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Bellatrix Comments: Looks like they’ve perfected the female condom.

Published 1950

(Average: 6.55 out of 10)

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Raoul Comments: The Moon is not a planet.

Published 1978

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 7.00 out of 10)

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Baba Louie Comments: Italian sign language: “Whya me Lord?”

Published 1963

(Average: 8.11 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments:

There once was a damsel named Janet
Who came from a world called Big Planet
The gravity well
Caused her boobies to swell
But the Space Sheep is here so don’t ban it

Published 1978

Thanks to Kathy C. for sending this in.

(Average: 6.39 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: In conclusion, dragons should not wear clothes! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Published 1980

(Average: 6.67 out of 10)

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GSS ex-noob Comments: Editor’s 12 year old: See, he’s got a long arm, and he smokes, and it’s in spaaace!

Published 1979

You might remember this from here

(Average: 7.47 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: More like: Rectum on a Planet of Nightmares
Published 1972

(Average: 4.29 out of 10)

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Billy Awesome’s Art Direction: Nuclear holocaust and interplanetary rebellion, I can dig it…a cover that’ll look groovy under black light in my no-account sixteen-year-old’s pot den will really drive that home, trust me.
Published 1970

(Average: 7.85 out of 10)

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Billy Awesome Comments: Mescaline binge meets community college art exhibit.
Published 1970

(Average: 7.30 out of 10)

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