Good Show Sir

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Bibliomancer Comments:  Baen Got Back.     ♬I like big books and I can not lie ♬

Published 2017

(Average: 7.69 out of 10)

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It’s a Spacepaws Two-Fer Tuesday!

#1 By the time Vacation to the Planet of the Apes was released the franchise had run out of ideas.

#2 Oh boy! Chase the ball … chase the ball … chase the ball …

Published 1969 and 1976

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(Average: 8.92 out of 10)

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Kat’s Art Direction: “Okay, you’ve used the front of her shirt to make shoulder pads and recycled the scraps to make some useless pouches. Good work. But you know what this cover needs? What it really, really needs? … SHINIER LETTERING.”

Published 2004

(Average: 7.50 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. But crucifying is OK!

Published 1976

(Average: 7.15 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: Release Notes for Catware 3.7:

– Reduced shedding by 15%
– Catpeople can now wield glaives, halberds, and Beretta AR70s
– Removed ridiculous names from Author Name Generator
– Tail toggle added to preferences
– Text correction: mages cast ‘fireball’, not ‘hairball’
– Runaway reproduction issue now fixed

Published 1999

(Average: 8.13 out of 10)

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JaunPaul Comments: The cloud is Piers Anthony, perving over his naked under-aged protagonists.
Published 1988

(Average: 8.83 out of 10)

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Noel’s Art Direction: I want a nice subtle cover. Nothing too controversial.
Published 1974

(Average: 8.57 out of 10)

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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth’s Art Direction: We haven’t any more time to spend on your ‘drawing the main character’ rubbish, there are 117 layers of rainbow-coloured lacquer to slap on the cover before we put it to bed!
Published 2011

(Average: 7.06 out of 10)

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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: To their surprise, it was Gerald’s father who insisted on chaperoning, not Nadine’s.
Published 2011

(Average: 8.00 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Ah sure… this is on the back of the book no one will see it. Just put a greased woman on there. Though I’ve just got a new arty thing on my computer… lets mess around with a few fonts!
Published 1989

(Average: 6.27 out of 10)

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