Good Show Sir » Baen Books http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk Only the worst Sci-fi/Fantasy book covers Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:00:41 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Hokas Pokas! http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/hokas-pokas/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/hokas-pokas/#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:29:48 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4801 Space sheep, space humming bird whale... why not a horse! Away!!!Click for full image

Andrew Comments: Teddy bears in Napoleonic garb, riding on dragon-horses in space. Baen, naturally.
Published 2000

It has come to our attention that this book is comedy, which bends our rules.
We appologise, but the cover is still amazing!
- Good Show Sir

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Jaouad Comments: HULK ANGRY!!!! HULK THROW ALL HIS ACTION FIGURES ACROSS ROOM!!!
Published 2007

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MisterBOB’s Art Direction: Imagine if you could reach out and touch a bald lady face on your pc screen. Draw that!
Published 1984

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Jitterbug Comments: Looks like the main hero forgot to bring his metamucil along with him on his quest to save the world and looking at vampire girls reaction, it’s a stinker!
Published 1996

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/09/silverlight/feed/ 19 Between Planets http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/between-planets/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/between-planets/#comments Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:32:16 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4353 Mister, what I see doesn't bother me, what I smell does. Heard of deodorant?Click for full image

Britney Comments: Oh my god! The eyes!
Published 2008

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/between-planets/feed/ 18 Methuselah’s Children http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/methuselahs-children/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/methuselahs-children/#comments Tue, 09 Aug 2011 08:00:56 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4309 I'm here kick ass and drink buckfast... and I'm all out of bucky...Click for full image

Brittney Comments: A kilt and a skin tight pink body suit? On the same cover? Really?
Published 1986

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/methuselahs-children/feed/ 18 Time Traders II http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/07/time-traders-ii/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/07/time-traders-ii/#comments Thu, 28 Jul 2011 07:23:35 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4283 Going to the toilet in a space suit always looks awkward.Click for full image

Jen Comments: You know, it’s been a while since I’ve read this, but you’d think I’d remember the part with the giant mecha vs. super soldier race.  And boy, is that shiny.
Published 2001

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/07/time-traders-ii/feed/ 12 The Case of the Toxic Spell Dump http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/06/the-case-of-the-toxic-spell-dump/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/06/the-case-of-the-toxic-spell-dump/#comments Thu, 30 Jun 2011 07:42:48 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4198 Ah to roll around in treasure while touching my nipples... a god's life!Click for full image

Dorian’s Art Direction: What do you mean, there are no scantily clad women in the story?  No werewolf?  No heaps of treasure?  No weird monster consisting entirely of teeth and wings?  Ah, who cares?  No-one ever looks at these things anyway.
Published 1993

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/06/the-case-of-the-toxic-spell-dump/feed/ 13 The Robin and the Kestrel http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/05/the-robin-and-the-kestrel/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/05/the-robin-and-the-kestrel/#comments Thu, 19 May 2011 07:45:38 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4096 No... don't sing a whole new world! It will summon death!Click for full image

Matt’s Art Direction: Fabric! I want to see lots of fabric. And hands, lots of dramatically posed hands. And least one bare breast, only you’ll have to conceal the nipple with something. How about a cross?
Published 1994

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Craig Comments: Best use for a catman? Disco Slave! Don’t forget your feathers and white go-go boots!
Published 1984

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