Feb 01
Click for full UNSHEEPED image
Marcus’ Art Direction: Fredric Brown mostly wrote short stories with twist endings. So let’s have a twist ending to the cover! But, at the same time, semi-naked women sell books. So we should have one of them. Not too big, though, we want lots of nice black space around.
Published 1980

Loading ...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • cleavage • damsel • devils dumplings • Fredric Brown • planets. wtf • space • space sheep • unknown artist
Dec 08
Click for full image
Jaouad’s Art Direction: Ok, this book is about a brain in a jar, so we’ll have a big glowing brain in a jar. With some wires and electrical discharges please, so the audience knows it’s Science. And give it evil eyesockets while you’re at it. An infinity parking lot in the background. A scientist chap. Oh, and a girl, of course. A girl in a frilly dress. With cleavage. And nailpolish.
Published 1950

Loading ...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • cleavage • Curt Siodmak • damsle • hunk • unknown artist • wtf
Dec 06
Click for full image
Tom Noir Comments: This author has a whole series of covers involving people making out above spaceships. Jokes about her “wormhole” are left as an exercise for the reader.
Published 2008
You might remember me from here

Loading ...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • damsel • hunk • lasers • Linnea Sinclair • space • space ships • Stephen Youll
Nov 04
Click for full image
Man of the Mountian’s Art Direction: So, the story is about a girl trapped in the middle of the black death in midevial England, while everyone back in her time are dying of a flu epidemic. Give us a nice upbeat cover, otherwise nobody is going to buy this!
Published 1993

Loading ...
Tagged with: bad science • Bantam Books • Connie Willis • damsel • horses • hunk • Roger Kastel • Ting!
Oct 07
Click for full image
Scott B Comments: A smug four-armed barbarian Telly Savales holding a bemused decapitated robot head. Works for me.
Published 1979

Loading ...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • bladed weapons • daggers • font problems • hunk • monsters • unknown artist • wtf
Sep 15
Click for full image
Scott B’s Art Direction: Take a woman with highly improbable hair, with a snake wrapped around her shoulders. Sexy, eh? But we need to make it all technological-like, so the snake’s actually made of fiber-optic wires or something. And throw a computer keyboard behind her, to make sure people get it. Technology! Also put a giant floating head in the background — you know I require that on all my covers!
Published 1991

Loading ...
Tagged with: Albert Rocarlos • Bantam Books • Bird Hairdo • computers • damsel • font problems • Haircut 100 • hunk • Pat Cadigan • strange animals • wtf
May 25
Click for full image
Danielle’s Art Direction: Draw a masquerade party on Mars, but don’t draw too many Martians in it. It’ll speak to the commonality between us and Martians. Why are you laughing?
Published 1979

Loading ...
Tagged with: alien city • aliens • Bantam Books • Ian Miller • muscles • Ray Bradbury
May 04
Click for full image
Al Comments: I hate to go here in my first post, but this cover is just, so, well, robo-erotic.
Published 1994

Loading ...
Tagged with: Bantam Books • hunk • Isaac Asimov • robots • Stephen Youll • suggestive • The Robot Series
Apr 07
Click for full image
MisterBoB Comments: Know anyone with a eagle tattoo on their chest?
Published 1990
A special thanks to MisterBob!
Who has sent us enough covers to keep the site going for the next year or so!

Loading ...
Tagged with: alien city • anthropomorphism • Bantam Books • guns • hunk • Jim Burns • lasers • loincloth • monsters • mullet • muscles • R A MacAvoy
Recent Post Comments