Good Show Sir » Bob Eggleton http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk Only the worst Sci-fi/Fantasy book covers Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:45:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Between Planets http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/between-planets/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/between-planets/#comments Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:32:16 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4353 Mister, what I see doesn't bother me, what I smell does. Heard of deodorant?Click for full image

Britney Comments: Oh my god! The eyes!
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]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/between-planets/feed/ 18 Worlds of Weber http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/03/worlds-of-weber/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/03/worlds-of-weber/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 09:46:11 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=2191 To be fair, at least this space suit doesn't hug my figure.Click for full image

Look, I am busy – what the hell do you want? Cover ideas? My god, man. You’re new here, right? Here’s the sheet, it has everything we need. Huge terrible multicoloured fonts, obligatory best selling author line and something like a women in a space suit looking generally awful. Don’t worry kid, you’ll pick it up soon enough. Then you’ll be one with us. Don’t run… don’t run…

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HOLY father of APOLLO! I have it, again! Cat people! Oh alright, we won’t have it just as bad as last time but we should have at least three of them. And some guy with a beard, and an alien city, and purple fonts that burn into your mind.

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OK, spinning my cover creator wheel again! We have… dragons, plural – nice! The dragons are (throwing my action dice)… shitting out fire, awesome! Hmm, they are also… (roll)… carrying… (spin)… a woman in a Persian rug, touché! And in the background this time we will have a….. pyramid… awww just like the books name!

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I’m really not sure about what I want… So how about some weird horse-camel type creatures, something that would make The Great Lucas proud! Don’t forget to add a terrible landscape, an awful off planet sunset, and some people pointing a huge antenna to the sky.

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