Mar 10
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Holy crap. We need something to distract from that bright silver font we’re using. So, how about a guy with an eye patch posing with weapons and a women doing the very same thing. Put a moon in the background, and by background I mean most of the cover.

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • damsel • font problems • hunk • Simon R. Green • swords
Mar 09
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A collection of fantasy stories? Well I know what they’ll want. A huge barbarian with a ponytail swinging his axe at randomly placed wood. Hmm, you’re right, needs thickened out. Throw a stereotype wizard/fireball combination in there and some damsel with a sword.

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Tagged with: Andre Norton • Baen Books • Bill Fawcett • Brian Thomsen • damsel • David Drake • David Weber • Elizabeth Moon • hunk • loincloth • magic • magical orb • Mercedes Lackey • wizard
Mar 04
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I’ve been on that Good Show Sir site and I know everything at the moment is about nipples! Here my friend we will defy convention. Cleavage but no nipples. Also she’ll be kinda silver, jumping out of awful looking flames towards a star. Oh yea, consider that convention defied!

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Tagged with: alien city • Ann Maxwell • cleavage • damsel • planets • space
Mar 03
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Look, we need to appeal to both genders here. So we’ll have a male body fused with a female body from head to toe, in a kinda strange almost rubbery way. Obviously we’ll only show some cleavage because the last thing we’d want on there is a huge Johnson.
Thanks to Nix!

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Tagged with: cleavage • damsel • font problems • hunk • Mike Dolinsky
Feb 25
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The great artists of our time had a formula were the human eye would automatically look to when presented with a work of art. At our point I know exactly what we need. A huge horses head, in pain as it gets speared by a crazed redhead.

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Tagged with: damsel • horses • hunk • Jim Burns • magic • S. L. Farrell • spear • The Cloudmages
Feb 24
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Throw out this idea of a whole picture and think layers. Just concentrate on four of them, a women with a bad hair cut firing a laser, a tiny women in a floating tea cup, a huge bald guy about to attack and some people in an arena watching. Slap it all together and we’re sorted!

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Tagged with: Anne McCaffrey • damsel • Elizabeth Moon • lasers • space • wtf
Feb 23
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Nothing gets the attention of women more than standing in the midst of an ice cavern with little clothes and showing off your bare chest. Holding your short sword in an inspiring way while standing by your viking boat sleigh. That’s right. A boat sleigh.

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • Boris Vallejo • cape • damsel • Eric Iverson • Harry Turtledove • hunk • muscles • n an inspiring way whil • swords
Feb 22
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Well any piece of art such as a women sitting on her horse, in the middle of the wood, summoning a huge glowing challis, just isn’t complete with out a huge boarder. It’s like you’ll be staring in through a window into a magical world.

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Tagged with: Anne Bishop • damsel • font problems • horse • magic • Roc Books
Feb 16
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Like a baseball bat to the face, we’ll hit our viewers with something special. A large forest women with rams horns and red curly hair. Perfect? Not quite. She’ll be wading her way through a swamp with another considerably smaller green tinted female watching. Now we’re perfect.

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Tagged with: damsel • forest • giant • horns • Keith Parkinson • Terry Brooks
Feb 11
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What in the name of Poseidon is this? A naked women?! Look we can’t have it go out like that, at least cover her up with something adequate, like a skimpy piece of cloth and some small shells covering a small portion of her cleavage. And have her standing on a chained man, pointing her sword at him. That way, it’s acceptable.

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • cleavage • damsel • hunk • John Russell Fearn • loincloth • muscles • swords
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