Good Show Sir » damsel http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk Only the worst Sci-fi/Fantasy book covers Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:00:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Space on My Hands http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/02/space-on-my-hands/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/02/space-on-my-hands/#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:25:17 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4806 Looks like we're going to need a bigger glove...Click for full UNSHEEPED image

Marcus’ Art Direction: Fredric Brown mostly wrote short stories with twist endings. So let’s have a twist ending to the cover! But, at the same time, semi-naked women sell books. So we should have one of them. Not too big, though, we want lots of nice black space around.
Published 1980

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: Now look Horne, you’re a good artist, but you’ve got a thing or two to learn. See, this cover of yours, it’s just not realistic. Does this guy look like he just walked out of an explosion? No. He still has body hair. The fire would have burned it all off! Take this back and I don’t want to see it again until it looks like he’s fresh from a wax job.
Published 1994

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/the-endless-knot/feed/ 19 Sar http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/sar/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/sar/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 08:49:12 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4782 You can whip me all you like but I'll never tell you how I get my legs so smooth.Click for full image

Joachim’s Art Direction: “Raw adventure” — with a whip, in underwear, make sure there’s a rocket… you know what I mean… it’s science fiction.
Published 1974

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/sar/feed/ 19 Hot Sleep http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/hot-sleep/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/hot-sleep/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:36:52 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4778 My choice of weapons eh? I choose this sword, and this naked women! On guard!Click for full NON-HUMMINGBIRD WHALED image

Corey Comments: A naked woman on fire. Thanks Orson Scott Card.
Published 1979

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/hot-sleep/feed/ 12 To Ride Pegasus http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/to-ride-pegasus/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/to-ride-pegasus/#comments Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:49:47 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4751 Stage magicians get all the chicks...especially when they have a horse.Click for full image

Alessandra’s Art Direction: I want the main characters looking soulful, or at least sulky.  I want the woman on the left missing her frontal lobes, but balance it out with piles of sausage curls on the woman below.  Give the woman on the right a freakishly small body and no flesh on her arms, no ribcage, in fact no anatomy at all.  Dress them in brightly colored Renaissance fair castoff costumes — don’t forget the purple!  Oh, and put in a horse because you do them so well.  Make its wings as sloppy as you like; we’re going to cover them with the title anyway.
Published 1978

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/to-ride-pegasus/feed/ 12 The Road to the Rim / The Hard Way Up http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/the-road-to-the-rim-the-hard-way-up/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/the-road-to-the-rim-the-hard-way-up/#comments Mon, 09 Jan 2012 08:51:38 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4728 Every time I come here darling I can't help but think... How do people reach those buttons at the top!?!Click for full image

Frank Comments: Helmets for men only because we wouldn’t want to mess up the lady officers’ hair. And if we’re seeing the forward view, I hope they’re looking at the rear view mirror.
Published 1980

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Janet’s Art Direction: Okay, fine, you’re an “artist”… you can paint your own cover.
Published 1991

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/moonfall/feed/ 11 Old Year Sum Up 2011 http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/old-year-sum-up-2011/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/old-year-sum-up-2011/#comments Wed, 04 Jan 2012 09:39:04 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4709 Happy New Year!

Well another year is here, I am just about over my hang over and of course back in work! So it’s time to start again and see what exciting covers we can find to brighten our days. Last year didn’t see a cover which had the power to beat, I Sing the Body Electric. But maybe this year… maybe…

Thanks to everyone who has sent in covers and comments! You all bring such entertainment to our lives. And of course thank you to all those amazing publishers, without you and your art direction where would Good Show Sir be?

Last year was very exciting now that I think about it. And my quest for terrible Sci-Fi/fantasy book covers also led to the best conversation ever in a second hand book store.

Shop Assistant: Wow.. that cover is so bad!!!
Me: Yeah isn’t it? That’s kinda why I am buying it actually.
Shop Assistant: Really? Awesome. You should start some sort of website to show covers like these.
Me: I have…
Shop Assistant: ……
And nothing more was said. Here is the book I bought.

The top rated cover of the year:

Bum chins are well known for invading the rest of your face.Click for original post

A Personal Favourite:

The dangers of eating radioactive fish.Click for original post

CSA Chooses dragon crotch!

Carry On films did get a bit... odd...Click for original post

And of course, how could we not mention the cover that started a censoring legend:

I know space ships don't need to be aerodynamic but...Click for original post

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/old-year-sum-up-2011/feed/ 6 Hungarian Mega Post 2 http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/12/hungarian-mega-post-2/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/12/hungarian-mega-post-2/#comments Wed, 21 Dec 2011 09:33:17 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4704 Well it has come to that time of year again when we at Good Show Sir need to take a break to steal Christmas presents from children, eat an insane amount of other peoples food and of course, get stinking drunk and rant about book covers!

Not to worry though, we’ll be back first thing in the new year with a round up of the best of 2011′s covers!

Here we have some fantastic Hungarian covers sent in by Gabor and River, about 9 months ago! I appologise for keeping them hidden for so long but here they are, all six of them!

Have a great holiday! And again thanks to everyone who visits the site and all the specials ones who leave comments which brighten our days with witty banter!

It's the new family holiday destination, space worm holes.Click for full image

Nothing makes an action hero more epic.. than a ferret on his knee!Click for full image

Looks like I picked the right time to bring this phallic shaped weapon!Click for full image

It was our first date and well... I learned we should have just gone for coffee.Click for full image

Marbles in space just isn't the same when you are playing by yourself.Click for full image

That digital world looks a bit... nippy...Click for full image

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/12/hungarian-mega-post-2/feed/ 28 The Grotto of the Formigans http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/12/the-grotto-of-the-formigans/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/12/the-grotto-of-the-formigans/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 08:40:31 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4677 Hey!!! Whoever is grabbing my ass... not cool dudes... not cool!Click for full image

Colette’s Art Direction: I want a colony of giant lavender termites- all with the same goofy facial expression- dragging an extremely khaki couple into their underground nest. Try and make the tunnel seem as reminiscent of a human colon as possible, as subtle subliminal foreshadowing of where a large purple ovipositor may soon find itself.
Published 1980

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