Good Show Sir

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Joachim’s Art Direction: I want an Indian hanging out in a boat with a yellow-thonged alien with a head drawn by a 4 year-old…
Published 1977

Marmontoast Comments: As an online repository of truly dreadful sci-fi covers grows larger, the probability of seeing a rocket with Hitler’s face approaches 1 – Godwin’s Law of ghastly art direction.
Published 1980

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MisterBOB Comments: A Green bubble wrap alien looking at a baby on a jar of jam?
Published 1984

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Man of the Mountains Comments: Nothing says super powers better than banks of ray guns built into a guy’s skull!
Published 1976

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Scott Comments: Listen, dude, I hate to interrupt your sword-wielding meditation, but your hairy little man is showing.  Your “klesh,” your “ler,” whatever you call it…
Published 1979

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Adam Comments: Backstage at an Alice Cooper concert.
Published 1980

Joachim Comments: Girl with strategically placed stars (of course).  Chola eyebrows and bleached blonde hair with walking shark with gill piercing/oops, I mean a chain-leash….  And she has claws of course — see, the cover is derived entirely from the TITLE!
Published 1975

SteveAsat Comments: A thrilling last-minute escape from the Queens of Mercury!  ”Can you do the fandango?  Then you shall DIE, Earthman!”
Published 1981

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Jaan Comments: Surprisingly, this is actually a murder mystery. Note the Kirby signature. Hopefully Jack never sank this low.
Published 1982

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Jen Comments: All I can say is, anyone who actually bought this for the cover is going to be VERY disappointed.
Published 2010