Good Show Sir » hunk http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk Only the worst Sci-fi/Fantasy book covers Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:00:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Paradise Is Not Enough http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/02/paradise-is-not-enough/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/02/paradise-is-not-enough/#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:00:40 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4828 It's like, how much more purple could this be? and the answer is none. None more purple.Click for full image

Joachim Comments: Man with heavy mascara, in a purple cloud, with a star, sparkling, under his eye…. Is paradise a purple cloud?
Published 1971

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/02/paradise-is-not-enough/feed/ 10 The Riddle-Master of Hed http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/02/the-riddle-master-of-hed/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/02/the-riddle-master-of-hed/#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:57:32 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4824 Wizards, well known for their harp riffs.Click for full image

Alessandra Comments: There’s a failure of perspective in the building.  Where exactly is it supposed to be?  Is it falling down?  How big is it? Oh never mind, just keep your eyes on the guy in the bright purple Renaissance fair outfit.
Published 1978

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/02/the-riddle-master-of-hed/feed/ 12 Время Оно (It Is Time) http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/02/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be-it-is-time/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/02/%d0%b2%d1%80%d0%b5%d0%bc%d1%8f-%d0%be%d0%bd%d0%be-it-is-time/#comments Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:00:41 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4819 I don't think more alcohol is going to help us read this book dragon.Click for full image

Frank Comments: Spotted in the Russian-language section at our Friends of the Library sale. The only English-language word was “fantasy” on the spine. I’m illiterate in Russian.
Published 1997 (maybe)

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Andrew Comments: Teddy bears in Napoleonic garb, riding on dragon-horses in space. Baen, naturally.
Published 2000

It has come to our attention that this book is comedy, which bends our rules.
We appologise, but the cover is still amazing!
- Good Show Sir

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: Now look Horne, you’re a good artist, but you’ve got a thing or two to learn. See, this cover of yours, it’s just not realistic. Does this guy look like he just walked out of an explosion? No. He still has body hair. The fire would have burned it all off! Take this back and I don’t want to see it again until it looks like he’s fresh from a wax job.
Published 1994

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Joachim’s Art Direction: “Raw adventure” — with a whip, in underwear, make sure there’s a rocket… you know what I mean… it’s science fiction.
Published 1974

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/sar/feed/ 19 Hot Sleep http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/hot-sleep/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2012/01/hot-sleep/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:36:52 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4778 My choice of weapons eh? I choose this sword, and this naked women! On guard!Click for full NON-HUMMINGBIRD WHALED image

Corey Comments: A naked woman on fire. Thanks Orson Scott Card.
Published 1979

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Kevin Comments: After centuries of being subjected to ridiculous Christmas and Halloween outfits, the feline race finally gets it revenge….in space.
Published 1979

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Alessandra’s Art Direction: I want the main characters looking soulful, or at least sulky.  I want the woman on the left missing her frontal lobes, but balance it out with piles of sausage curls on the woman below.  Give the woman on the right a freakishly small body and no flesh on her arms, no ribcage, in fact no anatomy at all.  Dress them in brightly colored Renaissance fair castoff costumes — don’t forget the purple!  Oh, and put in a horse because you do them so well.  Make its wings as sloppy as you like; we’re going to cover them with the title anyway.
Published 1978

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Tom Noir’s Ari Direction: Right, it’s called, “Chess With A Dragon.” Here’s my cover idea: there’s a bloke playing chess… wait for it… with a dragon. Tell me what I’m paying you people for again?!
Published 1988

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