Good Show Sir » Kurt Miller http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk Only the worst Sci-fi/Fantasy book covers Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:45:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Hell Hath no Fury http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/01/hell-hath-no-fury/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/01/hell-hath-no-fury/#comments Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:37:38 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=1865 GAHHHAAAAA!Click for full image

We’ll have a dragon sweeping into a castle wall, a ninja on its back. And we’ll have the dragon actually killing someone with it’s, ummmm, magic breath. That’s right, just magic. Possibly electricity. I don’t know what dragons actually breathed, I haven’t got to that part in my dragonology night course yet.

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/01/hell-hath-no-fury/feed/ 17 Die Wacht am Rhein http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/12/die-wacht-am-rhein/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/12/die-wacht-am-rhein/#comments Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:35:53 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=1554 Engineer!! My tank is fuming purple gas again!Click for full image

Out of the many things I have quoted which people love, I can guarantee there is nothing loved more on a cover than a good nazi! In a tank. With a huge purple nuclear explosion going off in the background. And the cover all shiny. Nothing more my friend. Nothing more.

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Art direction: Sorry? Oh, I was thinking that I’d like a really realistic drawing of a prince looking fellow on a big sci-fi chair, holding a nerd pouch and motioning towards some magic crystals. Don’t forget to put the ruby dice in there! After all, that is the name of the book!

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Art direction: The question is, what shouldn’t we have on the cover? Have a purple prince stabbing at a furry green wolfman with a couple of guys watching in the background.. one of them has to have four arms.

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