Good Show Sir » lizard http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk Only the worst Sci-fi/Fantasy book covers Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:00:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Cats Have No Lord http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/06/cats-have-no-lord/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/06/cats-have-no-lord/#comments Thu, 02 Jun 2011 06:34:17 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4127 Are you lord of the cats? No... well I guess it's true then.Click for full image

Tom’s Art Direction: Listen you lot, it’s supposed to be a DRAGON. This just looks like some sort of blue lizard. It needs more pointy bits! Don’t come back until you’ve absolutely peppered that thing with spikes. Oh, and draw the world’s most awkward swordsman beside it, you know, for human interest.
Published 1985

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/06/cats-have-no-lord/feed/ 20 Shadow Magic http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/05/shadow-magic/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/05/shadow-magic/#comments Mon, 09 May 2011 07:43:28 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4057 And now we will explain the new governmental policies through the form of... interpretive dance!Click for full image

Kelly Comments: Bikini-wearing sorceress…fish guy in a toga…Robin Hood type cat-woman.. in a cathedral??
Published 1984

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/05/shadow-magic/feed/ 18 The White Witch of Spiton and the Serpent of Anata http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/01/the-white-witch-of-spiton-and-the-serpant-of-anata/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/01/the-white-witch-of-spiton-and-the-serpant-of-anata/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:28:43 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=1809 Holy crap women, I may be a big floating head but are you actually wearing a cape?Click for full image

Nothing burns a visual greatness of fantasy into one’s mind better than a huge transparent face in the sky. And a woman with a large snake wrapped around her… yes I suggested it, and in fact I insist on it! Just make sure she’s grasping her magical wand.

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/01/the-white-witch-of-spiton-and-the-serpant-of-anata/feed/ 21 Colonisation Aftershocks http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/11/colonisation-aftershocks/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/11/colonisation-aftershocks/#comments Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:14:31 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=1466 GAH the title is exploding from my stomach!Click for full image

There comes a time in a person’s life when they see something so beautiful it brings tears to their eyes.  Space ships, laser rifles, power backpacks, France being destroyed and of course, the mighty lizardman with a mohawk. People will cry my friend, people will cry for hours.

Thanks to CSA!

(I’m off for the next couple of days so no more updates till next week. Enjoy!)
- Good Show Sir

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/11/colonisation-aftershocks/feed/ 16 The Fire Rose http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/11/the-fire-rose/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/11/the-fire-rose/#comments Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:34:19 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=1364 Dang it! My lizard's gone playing with my magic globe and turned me into a wolf again.Click for full image

Now calm down, you heard me correctly. An angry lizard carrying a magical globe on its back which shows a picture of a Victorian lady. A man, with a wolf’s head I might add, stands peering in to the globe has his hand reaches towards it. What’s so strange about that eh?

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/11/the-fire-rose/feed/ 10 Lucys Blade http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/08/lucys-blade/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/08/lucys-blade/#comments Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:55:06 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=395 Cover yourself up women! Yer distracting my lizard!Click  for full image

You know the two things I love: big bosomed women and lizards. Have them woven in an epic battle, lizard versus women as she tries to slice at it with her magical blade. Don’t go all crazy on me though, concentrate on the boobs.

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/08/lucys-blade/feed/ 2 Star Lights http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/05/star-lights/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/05/star-lights/#comments Fri, 08 May 2009 11:26:57 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=237 Dam it Tim, your gun isn't working! Quick show him your mullet!Click for full image

So on this cover I want a vision of the future! I ponder what shall humanity meet? Aliens? OR a huge dragon lizard alien!?! And how shall man react? Peacefully? Or will they be blasting away at it with a shoulder mounted laser gun, wearing tight grey jump suits and wielding their horrendous mullets or bowl cuts… God… I can’t wait for the year 2015.

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/05/star-lights/feed/ 5 Yellowish Eyes http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/04/yellowish-eyes/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/04/yellowish-eyes/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 09:36:12 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=215 Do any of you guys see a huge reptilian eye up there with a women casting chain lightening? No? Uh oh...Click for full image

You remember in the Falklands when the British fleet attacked the Argentinians? Just like that, but imagine the Argentinians were reptiles! And have a large reptilian eye staring at the ass of a busty not-very-clothed women who’s casting chain lightning. I know… I’m physically excited too!

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/04/yellowish-eyes/feed/ 10