Good Show Sir » Panther Books http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk Only the worst Sci-fi/Fantasy book covers Wed, 08 Feb 2012 08:45:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Radio Free Albemuth http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/10/radio-free-albemuth/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/10/radio-free-albemuth/#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:38:00 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4526 Turn it off Inquisitor General. He's had quite enough of William Shatner's spoken word albums.Click for full image

Phil Comments: Coming up next on Radio Free Albemuth, the latest from Lynyrd Skynrd. But first, here’s the weather forecast.
Published 1988

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/10/radio-free-albemuth/feed/ 14 The Puppies of Terra http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/the-puppies-of-terra/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/the-puppies-of-terra/#comments Tue, 23 Aug 2011 07:57:53 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4345 Yep, I'm pretty sure the internet will have some of that somewhere...Click for full image

AdamK Comments: The notes on the back cover provide a stark warning that THIS vision of man’s mental bondage could have already begun!
Published 1978

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Mary Comments: Accompanied by the long lost monkey cousin of Scuba Horse?
Published 1982

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/08/jesus-on-mars/feed/ 16 The Martian Way http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/06/the-martian-way/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/06/the-martian-way/#comments Tue, 28 Jun 2011 09:18:04 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=4192 And here we see, kebab 'meat' being born.Click for full image

Skipweasel Comments: Is it an inflamed uvula? Is it diseased coral? Is it something the graphic artist found in Friday’s coffee mug on Monday morning? NO! It’s – er – utterly unrelated to anything on this planet or Mars as far as I can tell.
Published 1965

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/06/the-martian-way/feed/ 17 Clans of the Alphane Moon http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/08/clans-of-the-alphane-moon/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/08/clans-of-the-alphane-moon/#comments Mon, 23 Aug 2010 08:00:35 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=3090 So tired... [insert funny caption]Click for full image

Jo’s Art Direction: So we’ll have a human-like albino with totally gnarly fluorescent earrings clinging onto a stern-looking tree-alien holding a striped gun and sitting in a spotty spaceship, with an oddly-proportioned firefight going on in the background. Get to it!
Published 1987

Many thanks to Jo!

]]> http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/08/clans-of-the-alphane-moon/feed/ 11 Vision of Tarot http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/12/vision-of-tarot/ http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/12/vision-of-tarot/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:50:20 +0000 admin http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/?p=1515 Well Tim here you go... this is one messed up fetish.Click for full image

You know what I love when admiring the female form. If only they’d put on a robe, a death mask and pick up a scythe. Man, if we draw a women like that. Why are you looking at me like that guys? Don’t tell me you’ve never thought of it before. No? Really? Oh.

Thanks to CSA!

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We all know what men want. Hunky muscles and tight underwear. No? Uh, strange stone monoliths? No? Leopard skin capes. No? Three horns coming out of his skull? What, seriously, no? Alright, have them all, but add two naked women caressing him. Classy eh? Actually, don’t answer me this time.

Thanks to CSA!

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You know what the 1970′s scream? Car movies and Shaft. Everyone against the MAN! So kinda like those films but with a wind powered car, some small alien dude, an alien sting ray, spears, horrific landscape and some hot alien amazon chick pushing out her chest. Dig it!

Thanks so much to – guess who? – of course, the legend ChrisR!

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Art shouldn’t be confined to one side of a book, so span it across front AND back! And I am talking full-on epic here. Guy carried by a lizard horse dragon thing, shoots his laser at… wait for it….. dwarfs with spears riding on the backs of kangaroos! It will be a Sci-Fi craze! I’m sure it will just be as popular as man-tigers… Ahahahaha……………..

Thanks again to Chris R! You’re a legend!

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Huge naked man flying through a vast landscape while an English businessman on a flying circle points out his mistakes with a cane. Have his manhood really impressive and big, you know like the type that make women faint… oh yeah, guess we can’t. Well, draw it anyway and cover it up with a star about that award he got. They’ll never know…

Thanks so much to Chris R!

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