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	<title>Good Show Sir &#187; shiny oh so shiny</title>
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		<title>Northworld &#8211; Vengeance</title>
		<link>http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/12/northworld-vengeance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 08:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full image MisterBOB&#8217;s Art Direction: Make the armour shinny&#8230; it&#8217;s a David Drake book! Published 1991]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>MisterBOB&#8217;s Art Direction:</strong> Make the armour shinny&#8230; it&#8217;s a David Drake book!<br />
<em>Published 1991</em></p>
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		<title>Time Traders II</title>
		<link>http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2011/07/time-traders-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2011 07:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full image Jen Comments: You know, it&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve read this, but you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d remember the part with the giant mecha vs. super soldier race.  And boy, is that shiny. Published 2001]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Jen Comments:</strong> You know, it&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve read this, but you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d  remember the part with the giant mecha vs. super soldier race.  And boy,  is that shiny.<br />
<em>Published 2001</em></p>
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		<title>Great Science Fiction Stories</title>
		<link>http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/04/great-science-fiction-stories/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full image Nix comments: This has an annoyingly shiny cover, so it may be hard to read its contents. It&#8217;s an anthology of four famous SF works: _2001_, _The Demolished Man_, _The Day of the Triffids_, and _I, Robot_. As you know, all of these contained city-sized giant mecha and huge explosions (although [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Nix comments: </strong>This has an annoyingly shiny cover, so it may be hard to read its contents. It&#8217;s an anthology of four famous SF works: _2001_, _The Demolished Man_, _The Day of the Triffids_, and _I, Robot_. As you know, all of these contained city-sized giant mecha and huge explosions (although only two had the giant mecha dive-bombed by rocketships), so the cover is quite appropriate, and obviously is a fine piece of artwork: tasteful, yet subtle. I&#8217;m only sending it in because it&#8217;s so annoyingly shiny.</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Many thanks to Nix!</p>
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		<title>Forest Mage</title>
		<link>http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2010/03/forest-mage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 07:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full image Rex&#8217;s Art Direction: Okay, gaudy covers are out, minimalism is in! So let&#8217;s see, what shall we put on this cover&#8230; a fish! Yes, a fish, that&#8217;s right, I&#8217;m sure they live in forests, right? Thanks to Albertosaurus Rex!]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Rex&#8217;s Art Direction:</strong> Okay, gaudy covers are out, minimalism is in! So let&#8217;s see, what shall we put on this cover&#8230; a fish! Yes, a fish, that&#8217;s right, I&#8217;m sure they live in forests, right?</p>
<p style="text-align: right;">Thanks to Albertosaurus Rex!</p>
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		<title>This Scepter&#8217;d Isle</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full image Gwad Darn it, we know from experience realism sells! If you haven&#8217;t got some models to pose for you in costume it&#8217;s just not going to sell. We&#8217;ll grab their attention with a kid hiding behind a sword fighters cape. Then we can make it shiny&#8230;]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Gwad Darn it, we know from experience realism sells! If you haven&#8217;t got some models to pose for you in costume it&#8217;s just not going to sell. We&#8217;ll grab their attention with a kid hiding behind a sword fighters cape. Then we can make it shiny&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Storm From the Shadows</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full image Look, with this we&#8217;re in a wi- win situation. How could we go wrong with a space ship going through some sort of light speed travel and the captain pointing at a huge shiny hologram of a person? Just as long as we keep the fonts subtle we&#8217;ll be fine.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Look, with this we&#8217;re in a wi- win situation. How could we go wrong with a space ship going through some sort of light speed travel and the captain pointing at a huge shiny hologram of a person? Just as long as we keep the fonts subtle we&#8217;ll be fine.</p>
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		<title>The Falcon Rises</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:10:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full image Eyelashes! We&#8217;ll have a dragon with eyelashes, peering over at some wizard reading his dragon magical book. It won&#8217;t just be any mage, he&#8217;ll have a magical staff! Unheard of I know. And a side parting to make the king of side partings proud. As for the title, make it silver. [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Eyelashes! We&#8217;ll have a dragon with eyelashes, peering over at some wizard reading his dragon magical book. It won&#8217;t just be any mage, he&#8217;ll have a magical staff! Unheard of I know. And a side parting to make the king of side partings proud. As for the title, make it silver. We have to stand out somehow.</p>
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		<title>Die Wacht am Rhein</title>
		<link>http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/2009/12/die-wacht-am-rhein/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full image Out of the many things I have quoted which people love, I can guarantee there is nothing loved more on a cover than a good nazi! In a tank. With a huge purple nuclear explosion going off in the background. And the cover all shiny. Nothing more my friend. Nothing more.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Out of the many things I have quoted which people love, I can guarantee there is nothing loved more on a cover than a good nazi! In a tank. With a huge purple nuclear explosion going off in the background. And the cover all shiny. Nothing more my friend. Nothing more.</p>
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		<title>Pegasus in Flight</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full image Guy sits uncomfortably on the tail of a space shuttle. Don&#8217;t forget huge shiny text. And we&#8217;ll have to quote another one of her books, something that will really appeal to those hardcore Sci-Fi readers. Oh oh! I know. Dragons of Pern. Ace!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pegasus.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-1394" title="Hmm. Why did I think sitting on the tail of this shuttle would be comfortable." src="http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pegasus-768x1024.jpg" alt="Hmm. Why did I think sitting on the tail of this shuttle would be comfortable." width="368" height="491" />Click for full image</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Guy sits uncomfortably on the tail of a space shuttle. Don&#8217;t forget huge shiny text. And we&#8217;ll have to quote another one of her books, something that will really appeal to those hardcore Sci-Fi readers. Oh oh! I know. Dragons of Pern. Ace!</p>
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		<title>By Slanderous Tongues</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click for full image The shine! We are all about the shine. But we&#8217;re lacking somewhere, there is just something we need to push the readers right over the edge and into the pit of greatness. Got it! Half naked faeries and royal elves. Making one of them look like an Elizabethan queen will drive [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/slantongue.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-large wp-image-759" title="Dam it they're back. I'll go get the pixie poison." src="http://www.goodshowsir.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/slantongue-768x1024.jpg" alt="Dam it they're back. I'll go get the pixie poison." width="369" height="491" />Click for full image</a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">The shine! We are all about the shine. But we&#8217;re lacking somewhere, there is just something we need to push the readers right over the edge and into the pit of greatness. Got it! Half naked faeries and royal elves. Making one of them look like an Elizabethan queen will drive all the boys craze-Z!</p>
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