Dec 19
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Art Direction: Wave… WAVE!?! Well there you go my boy we have our answer right there. Lets put a huge wave on their with a lighthouse and a helicopter to try and show some size perspective. I’m sure it will be all fine. And it’s day time so lens flare the hell out of that lighthouse. They run during the day right?
Published 2010

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Tagged with: font problems • lens flare • Ting! • Tor Books • unknown artist • Wil Mara • wtf
Oct 28
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction:
“Are you sure you’re a licensed massage therapist?”
“Of course dear, now just relax and let me work. Your thighs look very… tense.”
Published 1986

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Tagged with: damsel • hunk • Judith Tarr • Kevin Eugene Johnson • magic • mullet • Tor Books
Aug 17
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Mike Comments: Elvis is not dead, he’s a four-armed ghost reptile…IN SPACE!
Published 1995

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Tagged with: aliens • font problems • hunk • mullet • Romas Kukalis • space • strange animals • Tor Books • Walter Jon Williams • wtf
Jul 01
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Mickey Comments: Yeeeaaaah. I’m all that. What else do you need to know?
Published 2008

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Tagged with: Archbishop John J Myers • bladed weapons • capes • Gary K Wolf • Glen Orbik • hunk • swords • Tor Books
May 16
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Jen Comments: “Sing with me, little one! ’I-I-I’m a lumberjack and I’m okaaaay…’”
Published 1998

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Tagged with: aliens • Andre Norton • font problems • hunk • Peter Peebles • Sherwood Smith • space ships • strange animals • suggestive • Tor Books
Apr 26
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Christal Comments: Unbeknownst to the author, the night before the cover art was due the artist stayed up all night smoking weed and watching The Mummy and Star Trek IV on an endless loop all night long.
Published 1985

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Tagged with: cat people • cleavage • damsel • font problems • hunk • muscles • Norma Segrelles • space ships • strange animals • Tor Books
Feb 17
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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: Stevens! We have a problem. ’Demon Muskrat Vixens,’ just came back from the printers with a picture of some giant cube on the cover. What happened to that crazy ass piece we originally commissioned for it?!
Published 1993
Many thanks to Tom!

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Tagged with: cleavage • damsel • David Alexander Smith • font problems • handgun • strange animals • Tor Books • Wayne Barlowe
Dec 23
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DN’s Art Direction: No cohesion, you hear me? None! And, listen, if there aren’t two guys in a tango-off over Kevin Sorbo’s shoulder on this cover, you’re fired!
Published 1989
Many thanks to DN!

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Tagged with: bladed weapons • damsel • font problems • horses • hunk • L. F. Luckie • Tor Books • unknown artist
Dec 01
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Greengerg’s Art Direction: Elephants have the natural ability to survive in the vacuum of space. No? Well, draw it that anyway, bub.
Published 1985
Many thanks to Greengerg!

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Tagged with: font problems • Jill Bauman • planets • space • Spider Robinson • strange animals • Tor Books • wtf
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