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Tat Wood Comments: I can’t come up with anything more damning than the blurb (crummy punctuation and all):

Post-Holocaust Paris is a pretty seedy stand-in for the original, but what can you expect when the government’s main aim is Orgasm Prevention, and when the national hero is wandering around in Nowhen…

But things are changing! Rumor hs it that the Timetraveler is coming back. In a few months. At which point, Time itself will come to an end…

Published 1980

(Average: 7.24 out of 10)

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GSS ex-noob Comments: Tank menaces toddler with a big gun turret! Of course the toddler has a gun too, we’re BAEN. Nah, the fonts don’t matter.

[I took your suggestion, Ms Xnob, and replaced your original with a shiny new internet grab. — T. Wizard]

Published 2004

(Average: 8.04 out of 10)

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Lillie Awesome Comments: I’m not sticking around for the second sword stroke.
Published 1977

(Average: 6.79 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: If cats could read the story you wrote about them, they still wouldn’t.
Published 1984

(Average: 4.58 out of 10)

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JuanPaul Comments: “Who’s the handsomest composer in the whole wide world?”
Published 1982

(Average: 6.73 out of 10)

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Tor Mented Comments: First off, stop swinging the sword. The artist didn’t bother to put in a target for you to hit. Second, bad fake Frazetta is worse than no Frazetta at all.

Published 1968

(Average: 6.47 out of 10)

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Lillie Awesome Art Direction: Give me a little man, with a giant bird grafted to his head, and out of the giant bird’s head, I want a man’s head if human heads were shaped like potatoes, but upside down, and sitting inside that, I want a man, but with a bird’s head, and maybe make it look like the bird-headed man is shooting a bird out of his hand, which should also be holding a torch. Throw a bunch of rainbow people in a birth control pillbox in the background — it’s very high concept. We’re going to have to skimp on printing costs because we went over budget persuading Heinlein and Asimov to appear together, so don’t break your neck painting detail. Now, what say we make this a five martini lunch?

Published 1970

(Average: 7.88 out of 10)

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Raoul Comments: “Just wanted to let you know I’m in the Olympic torch relay! Now I’ll wall you back up.”
Published 1988

(Average: 7.22 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: More like the Hair Salons of Isher – and bitch, you look fabulous!!!
Published 1977

(Average: 7.44 out of 10)

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Tat Wood Comments: A gentle, lyrical book set on a world that’s like late 19th Century Cornwall. Obviously.

Published 1975

(Average: 7.84 out of 10)

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