Good Show Sir

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Good Show Sir Comments:

There once was a damsel named Janet
Who came from a world called Big Planet
The gravity well
Caused her boobies to swell
But the Space Sheep is here so don’t ban it

Published 1978

Thanks to Kathy C. for sending this in.

(Average: 6.39 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: He’s obviously suffering from Ren & Stimpy Space Madness.

Published 1961

(Average: 8.33 out of 10)

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Marvin Comments: “Trick or Treat!”

“And what are you supposed to be dressed as? A Klansman?”

“Uh, no. I’m an animated cloud!”

Published 1963

(Average: 8.29 out of 10)

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Martha M. Comments: “They call me ‘The Harp and The Blade'”!

“And they call me … uh, ‘The Other Blade'”!

Published 1985

(Average: 7.44 out of 10)

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Raoul Comments: Why do all the Native American science fiction books involve the same Anasazi tribe?

Published 1980

(Average: 8.33 out of 10)

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New Guy Comments: Is there anything in your rules against science fiction gamebook covers?

“Technically” not against the GSS rules. Have to allow it. — Tag Wizard

Published 1983

(Average: 7.23 out of 10)

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Mrs Jones Comments: “How to Pick Up Girls” by Conan.

Published 1987

(Average: 6.14 out of 10)

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Wendy Comments: Studied to be a cosmologist. Ended up a cosmetologist.

Published 1953

(Average: 7.67 out of 10)

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Arthur Dent Comments: Just before being killed by the onrushing semi someone else’s life passed before my eyes. It was much more interesting than mine.

Published 1986

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(Average: 6.50 out of 10)

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Stevie T. Comments: I imagine the conversation went something like this:
Underling: “Sir, we just got Louis L’Amour’s latest manuscript…”
Publisher: “Great! Slap some cowboys on the cover and get it out there!”
Underling: “um…but sir it’s not a Western. It’s a Science Fiction novel.”
Publisher: “What?”
Underling: “You know, Science Fiction, like parallel universes, alien invasions, that sort of thing…”
Publisher: “…. Are there Indians in it.”
Underling: “Native Americans? Um, yes, but—-“
Publisher: “Great! Slap something bizarre and Indian on it and get it out there!”
Underling: “but—“
Publisher: “I said get it out there!”

Published 1987

(Average: 7.62 out of 10)

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