May 13
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: I want to take the art director, grab him firmly by the shoulders, shake him like salad dressing and shout into his face, ‘TOO HARD! TOO BLOODY HARD! YOU ARE TRYING TOO BLOODY HARD!’ But that’s not allowed, is it?
Published 1985
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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • Bantam Books • damsel • evil doctor • fancy hat • Luis Royo • Sharon Webb • strange creature
Aug 21
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth Comments: Christ…he’s not doing that party trick with the jam buns, is he?
Published 1995 (maybe)
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Tagged with: aliens • Bantam Books • damsel • David Brin • dude • Jim Burns • space ships
Sep 24
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Dead Stuff With Big Teeth comments: Theodore Sturgeon’s plan was to explain everything about the novel, except the cover. And no, that is not a huge obnoxious lens flare or an errant price tag.
Published 1983
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • catsuit • damsel • font problems • ghosts • John Rush • nonsensical shadows • planets • Sharon Webb • WTF
Sep 09
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Frank Comments: Saw this at the Friends of the Library sale where I volunteer, and remembered one of my brothers had a copy of it when I was very young. I remember being very creeped out by the image of the stuffing coming out of the open head. And they did it again on the back cover!
Published 1962
Yes, Twilight Zone is a franchise…
…but this is amazing!
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • bats • daemons • floating head • horns • hunkbutt • monstrous humanoid • my head aplode • once you see it • Rod Serling • skeletons • Unknown Artist Institute • WTF
May 17
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The Tim’s Art Direction:Give me a dude in front of a pyramid with some spikey armor. No, more spikes. More. Still not enough spikes. More spikes! More!
Published 1991
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Tagged with: baldness • Bantam Books • cloaks • Dan Simmons • dude • evil • evil children • Gary Ruddell • inadequate armor • once you see it • spikes • utility belt
Dec 11
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Scott B Comments: Sure the cross-eyed owl and cherry-shaking duo being eaten by a giant flower seems bizarre, but the back cover explains that it’s a Bosch painting (so intellectual!) and it’s a better portrayal of the author’s work than any modern artist could make (so they don’t have to pay anybody for a cover!). The back cover also DARES YOU (in type so large they can’t fit a four-letter word on there) to, I don’t know, have acid flashbacks or something. Not that you should do that! But read this book, because the author did that. Or something.
Published 1958
Back Cover Here
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • font problems • Fredric Brown • Hieronymus Bosch • people with animals for heads • strange creature • WTF
Oct 12
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Diggler’s Art Direction: Lets put a big black phallic symbol on a moon surface and have the men running in fear while the women gawk.
Published 1954
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Tagged with: Bantam Books • damsel • dude • giant space needle • Jerry Sohl • Richard Powers • space • WTF
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