Sep 19
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Lauren F Comments: Avast ye badly-photoshopped starfish, my evil-eyed puppet boy sidekick will now make you walk the plank! Or crawl slowly, arrrr.
Published 2013
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Tagged with: beret hat • bladed weapons • booties • cannon • chucky the evil toy doll • Garth Nix • handguns • mighty moustache • monsters • nightcap • ridiculous hat • ruffles • ships • skulls a-poppin' • starfish • strange creature • Subterranean Press • sword • tidal wave • Tom Canty • wand • wraparound cover • WTF
Sep 18
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E’s Art Direction: If you could work a lime green fur shawl and a jedi-master rip off in there, that’d be great.
Published 1980
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Tagged with: Ace Books • bats • beard-wielding • bladed weapons • cloaks • dude • Esteban Maroto • furs • guitar • once you see it • puffy shirt • robes • Roger Zelazny • shoulder pads • Star Wars reference • sword • utility belt • waistcoat
Sep 16
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Tom Noir Comments: Nothing screams ‘good book’ like the phrase ‘Coupon Inside!’
Published 2006
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Tagged with: Baen Books • BEHIND YOU! • bladed weapons • cannon • dragon • dude • elf • font problems • glow • knights • Kurt Miller • magic • once you see it • ships • shuriken of approval • Wen Spencer
Sep 02
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Andrew T Comments: Darth Vader, before he had the Death Star, trained crows each winter.
Published 1978
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Tagged with: Alan Garner • ax-wielding • bird • bladed weapons • cloaks • damsel • David Schleinkofer • dude • dwarf • once you see it • robes • ruffles • smiling animals • sunglasses • sword • Ting! • Wizaaaaaaaard!
Aug 09
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DPN Comments: It’s a game – Find the five odd honours depicted on this book cover.
Published 2011
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Tagged with: BEHIND YOU! • bladed weapons • daggers • dude • Jane Lindskold • long haired men • monkeys • rope • Sam Weber • starkers • strange creature • Tor Books
Aug 01
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Miranda Comments: Disproportionate armed wizard holds some kind of jester-headed marital aid. Cover reads, “it could save the kingdom, and entertain at parties!”.
Published 1989
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Tagged with: Ace Books • bighanditis • bladed weapons • damsel • Dean Morrissey • dude • epic thoughts • font problems • jester • Kara Dalkey • magic • magical weapon • proportional issues • puffy shirt • sword • tattoo you • throne • tights • Wizaaaaaaaard!
Jul 22
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Christian Comments: This is truly the fantasy of every elementary school boy. Knight in shining armour with laser gun and sword while riding a dinosaur with a mohawk and ankle spikes. Epic.
Published 2002
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Tagged with: Baen Books • beast-riding • bladed weapons • capes • david bowie • David Weber • dinosaur • dude • frickin laser beams • Haircut 100 • John Ringo • mohawk • mullet • Patrick Turner • spikes
Jul 08
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Tom Noir Comments: What have you done to me, you monsters? I can’t lower my arms! I CAN’T LOWER MY ARMS!!
Published 1994
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Tagged with: baldness • baldy bad man • bladed weapons • chains • cleavage • cloaks • daggers • damsel • dude • Faux-nan • inadequate armor • Ken Kelly • Leonard Carpenter • muscles • robes • teat shields • Tor Books
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