Jan 23
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It’s a Two-fer Tuesday – Virgin Planet special!
Good Show Sir Comments:
#1 It says “Cover design Lester, Larkin & Divers” on back cover. Took a three-man team to design an arse cover.
#2 OK lady but if you’ve never seen a man you’re setting your expectations up a little high.
Published 1969, 2000
Thanks to Raoul for sending one in! You might remember this from here and here.
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Tagged with: Baen Books • Clyde Caldwell • crossbow • crotch armor • damsel • dude • helmet • jodhpurs • Lester Larkin & Divers • Mayflower Books • moon • muscles • Poul Anderson • rocket • Sir Mix-A-Lot • starkers • strange creature • two-fer
Jul 17
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Kat’s Art Direction: “Okay, you’ve used the front of her shirt to make shoulder pads and recycled the scraps to make some useless pouches. Good work. But you know what this cover needs? What it really, really needs? … SHINIER LETTERING.”
Published 2004
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Tagged with: Baen Books • big gun • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • John Ringo • Julie Cochrane • none more black • shiny oh so shiny • shoulder pads • shuriken of approval
Oct 31
Hey everyone! I hope that tonight, like me, you have rented a great Halloween movie from
Chinese Good Show Sir.
To my great surprise I’ve realised that this in fact isn’t the original and somehow a familiar man-tiger has made its way into the Hammer Horror classic The Devil Rides Out!
Have a good evening and please remember not to pick up any Clavicles of Solomon that you might find. Who knows when – or how – the great RX might be conjured!
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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • candles • cat people • Christopher Lee • Clyde Caldwell • crucifix • daemons • Dennis Wheatley • evil • explosions • goat • inadequate armor • Leon Greene • lynx people • masonic symbols • mighty moustache • planets • Richard Matheson • skulls a-poppin' • stallone pose • suits you • tasteful smoke • telescope • Terence Fisher
May 10
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Jaouad’s Art Direction: We’re going a bit more classy for this one. Everyone always only looks at the boobs, right? Well, not this time! This cover is going to be about ears. Elf ears. On a lion.
Published 2012
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Tagged with: Baen Books • BEHIND YOU! • bladed weapons • capes • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • daggers • damsel • font problems • Kencyrath series • lion • once you see it • P.C. Hodgell • puffy shirt • strange creature
Jan 07
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Scott B Comments: So we have a glowing underwater shark-riding, um, zombie Roman legionnaire? At least I assume he’s been zombified, or something. That’s a real death-stare he’s got going on there. Maybe he forgot he can’t actually breathe underwater?
Published 1980
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Tagged with: Avon Books • beast-riding • Clyde Caldwell • dude • font problems • frickin laser beams • glow • Good Show Sir • Kenneth Bulmer • spear • strange creature
Jul 03
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Good Show Sir’s Art Direction: Boarders and frames are the window to one’s soul my friend! Just make sure this soul has a perm and a great pair of… candles… ah ha ha ha. Of course I really mean boobs.
Published 1989
P.S. I’ll hopefully have the ratings working again later today!
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Tagged with: cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • glow • Haircut 100 • magic • monsters • Nancy V. Berberick • TSR Books
Sep 01
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Jitterbug Comments: Looks like the main hero forgot to bring his metamucil along with him on his quest to save the world and looking at vampire girls reaction, it’s a stinker!
Published 1996
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Tagged with: anthropomorphism • Baen Books • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • dude • magic • Michael Scott • Morgan Llywelyn • muscles • werewolf
Jan 04
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Dalton Comments: Found this book in my high school library. It’s dragons, a creepy forest, bows and arrows, and an attractive blond all in one PERMA-BOUND cover. Also, I started cracking up at the, “One of the Best SF Novels of All Time” caption. Did I mention there’s dragon’s? Sorry your covers get hated on Robert A. Heinlein!
Published 1996
Fantastic start to the new year!
Many thanks to Dalton!
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Tagged with: Baen Books • baldness • bracers • cleavage • Clyde Caldwell • damsel • dragon • dude • font problems • lizards • muscles • Robert A. Heinlein • shortbow
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