Oct 11
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Don’s Art Direction: We don’t want this cover to just jump out at you, we want it to stab you in the eyes with a hot-pink icepick. And our dictionary defines “hermaphrodite” as “bored bloke with major addictions to mousse and Manic Panic”.
Published 1992
Many thanks to Don!
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Tagged with: Baen Books • damsel • font problems • Stephen Hickman • Thomas T. Thomas
Oct 08
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Art Direction: We don’t need an artist! Have you seen what I can do with photoshop? Look, I can take this picture of Karen and… BAM… she’s blue! I know, hilarious right? And that’s not it, just cut and paste and… WHAM… she’s in a badly rendered icy landscape looking cold. Stick in the title and oh hold on, why is it behind her arm… Layers? Sounds like witchcraft to me. Finished!
Published 2004
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Tagged with: aliens • Clark Ashton Smith • damsel • Unknown Artist Institute • Wildside Press • WTF
Oct 07
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Eron Comments: In this cover, we get a fantastic 70’s disco door that leads to ancient Rome and connected by the most realistic rendering of… uh… electricity? … we have a centurion, a queen, a werewolf and, wait for it, a dude in a sombrero.
Published 1996
Many thanks to Eron!
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Tagged with: damsel • dude • electricity • font problems • magic • monsters • Ron Walotsky • Ronald Anthony Cross • strange creature • The Eternal Guardians Series • Tor Books
Sep 29
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Don’s Art Direction: It has dragons. People ride them. Put the woman in a swimsuit even though she’d freeze to death at that altitude. Make the guy look like some kind of alien elf, just to cover both the SF and fantasy genres. And it’s written by a chick, so do the main coloring in shades of lavender and rotting-orchid pink.
Published 1980 (maybe)
Many thanks to the Don!
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Tagged with: Anne McCaffrey • damsel • dragon • dude • Ron Dilg • Science Fiction Book Club
Sep 24
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Art Direction: We’ll have the male sitting on an Ikea chair like he’s James Bond with laser guns and space ships. We’ll put him in some sort of spandex suit with knee pads and fob that off as armour. With the girl lets go for nudity but we’ll photoshop in some clothes later. What we really want is, plenty of side boob! Therefore appealing to both genders… right?
Published 2010
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Tagged with: Baen Books • cleavage • damsel • David Seeley • Dominic Flandry Series • dude • gun • Hank Davis • planets • Poul Anderson • space • space chess
Sep 23
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Eric Comments: The ironic thing about this one is that the cover depicts an actual portion of the story. Accurately. Really. It is a good book, regardless of how it’s clad.
Published 1986
Many thanks to Eric!
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Tagged with: Berkley Books • damsel • dude • frickin laser beams • Michael Whelan • planets • Robert A. Heinlein • space • strange creature
Sep 22
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GK’s Art Direction: Alright, Lem asked us for a giant robot of some sort. Preferably with the ruins of a burning city in the background, perhaps people running in terror, a few puppies being crushed, you know, that sort of thing. Can you do it?
Published 1977
Artist has been listed as two people. I’m unsure which is correct.
Many thanks to GK!
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Tagged with: Avon Books • damsel • Daniel Mroz • font problems • Haircut 100 • robots • Stanislaw Fernandes • Stanislaw Lem
Sep 20
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Radiano’s Art Direction
Editor: Okay, the title is Sleepwalker’s World…
Artist: And what you want? An alien in pajamas who walks on a starship in construction? Please!
Editor: Well, no. See, this is a story about a superman-like astronaut in a world where every night everybody but a few elect acts like zombies, and he must stop some ancient conspirator ruled by a giant bug with a baby face with the help of the sister…
Artist: Whoa whoa whoa, too much information! Listen, I’ll put a naked girl on the cover, and maybe something else about the story. Any idea?
Editor: Well, the guy is helped by a super-intelligent lycaon…
Artist: What the hell is a lycaon?
Editor: It’s an african wild dog with Mickey Mouse ears.
Artist: …
Editor: …
Artist: Uhm, lycaon… lycon… lyon… That’s it! I’ll put a lion head in the corner, Trust me, it will be FABULOUS!!!
Published 1977
I give this two Jim Bowen’s and an Ian Rush!
Thanks to Radiano!
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Tagged with: cleavage • damsel • Gordon R. Dickson • Lanfranco Frigeri • Omega SF Books • strange creature
Sep 15
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Ashton Comments: Usually when there’s a naked woman on the front of a book it’s to titillate the viewer, but this brave artist went against convention and made the most unappealing cover he could think of.
Published 1989
Many thanks to Ashton!
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Tagged with: blob of awesomeness • cleavage • damsel • dude • embossing • font problems • Roger Zelazny • shuriken of approval • space • Tor Books • Wayne Barlowe • WTF
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