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Dec 08

War of the Maelstrom

31 Comments »

I'm gonna need a big band-aid for my left hand.Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: That must be Bobcat Goldthwait!
Published 1988

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.22 out of 10)
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Nov 27

Masks of the Martyrs

19 Comments »

Who knew there was an Indian casino under Mount Rushmore?Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: Another Chalker book? Does he send one in every week? I don’t care what the cover looks like. Get the new lad from the Unknown Artist Institute to throw something together. What’s his name? I keep forgetting.

Published 1988

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 4.83 out of 10)
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Nov 20

Mercycle

30 Comments »

Is he riding a Schwimm?Click for full image

Hammy Comments: Is this ridiculous enough?
Published 1992

52 votes, average: 6.71 out of 1052 votes, average: 6.71 out of 1052 votes, average: 6.71 out of 1052 votes, average: 6.71 out of 1052 votes, average: 6.71 out of 1052 votes, average: 6.71 out of 1052 votes, average: 6.71 out of 1052 votes, average: 6.71 out of 1052 votes, average: 6.71 out of 1052 votes, average: 6.71 out of 10 (Average: 6.71 out of 10, rated)
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Nov 19

Chrome Circle

21 Comments »

Night Mare ... BEHIND YOU!Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: This cover is so shiny that everything looks black unless you photograph it at the right angle. And then you notice that everything is embossed. The title is embossed. The authors are embossed. The car is embossed. The horse head is embossed. The fox-girl is embossed. It’s like bad cover art Braille for the blind.
Published 1994

45 votes, average: 8.09 out of 1045 votes, average: 8.09 out of 1045 votes, average: 8.09 out of 1045 votes, average: 8.09 out of 1045 votes, average: 8.09 out of 1045 votes, average: 8.09 out of 1045 votes, average: 8.09 out of 1045 votes, average: 8.09 out of 1045 votes, average: 8.09 out of 1045 votes, average: 8.09 out of 10 (Average: 8.09 out of 10, rated)
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Nov 17

The Maze in the Mirror

17 Comments »

80s hair-dos were so cool, they would be in style for thousands of yearsClick for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: The tailor made a mistake and the band’s new stage outfits arrived with only one pant leg.
Published 1989

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 6.25 out of 10)
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Nov 12

Captive of Gor

36 Comments »

We won't untie you until you agree to cosplay with us at Comic-ConClick for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: The Chronicles of Sorority Girl Hazings of Counter-Earth

Published 1972

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.34 out of 10)
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Nov 09

The Anubis Murders

19 Comments »

Put your sword away... this looks like a creature we can work things out with.Click for full image

Tom Noir Comments:  “I now pronounce you ThighMaster representative and wife!”
Published 1992

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 5.61 out of 10)
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Nov 05

The Zap Gun

30 Comments »

Step aside, Beats by Dr. Dre. The new designer headphones have arrived.Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: “What unholy mind spawned the ultimate terrible cover art?”
Published 1978

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 8.60 out of 10)
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Oct 26

Refugee

22 Comments »

He goes for the DUNK! AND HE SCORES! Click for very slightly larger image

Hammy Comments: I’m not sure how he’s wearing that in outer space…or holding onto a planet, for that matter. But who cares, MUSCLES!
Published 1987

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.66 out of 10)
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Oct 23

Orphans of the Sky

18 Comments »

Starring Vin Diesel as Bobo, the microcephalic, mutant dwarf. Click for full image

Good Show Sir Comments: The hottie on the right is the mutant Mother of Blades. From the book:
“She faced him, her four calloused hands set firmly on her broad hips. Her eyes were reddened from staring into the furnace in which she heated her metal; sweat ran down her wrinkled face into the sparse gray mustache which disfigured her upper lip, and dripped onto her bare chest…” Spot on, cover artist Patrick Turner.

Published 2007

Actually, that cover IS a classical work of art!I would touch it without protective gloves.I've seen worse. Far, far, worse.Interesting, but I would still read it in public.Middlng: Neither awful nor awfully goodWould not like to be seen reading that!Awful... just awful...That belongs in a gold-lame picture frame!Gah... my eyes are burning! Feels so good!Good Show Sir! (Average: 7.39 out of 10)
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