Jul 24
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Tom Noir Comments: This is taken from an actual photograph of the cover model fleeing Baen Headquarters.
Published 2005
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Tagged with: Baen Books • BEHIND YOU! • birds • damsel • David Mattingly • font problems • Good Show Sir • helmet • portal to another world • starkers • Steve White
Jul 20
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B. Chiclitz Comments: “The hills are alive, With a lightning-laced wormhole, And a phallic bridge to nowhere, And a band from—wha?”
Published 1999
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Tagged with: damsel • Darrell K. Sweet • embossing • fantastical rock star • font problems • horns • L.E. Modesitt Jr. • lightning • long hair • magic • music • puffy shirt • stairway to heaven • waistcoat • Wizaaaaaaaard!
Jun 29
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Peter T Comments: Not sure how you wear your pants with a tail sticking out…. or how he killed all those creatures with such an erratic gun…. Girl looks nice though….
Published 1984
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Tagged with: capes • cleavage • corpse mountain • damsel • death • dude • font problems • frickin laser beams • gun • H.M. Major • Kathleen Buckley • Ken Kelly • muscles • people with tails • Sharon Jarvis • Signet Books • WTF
Apr 17
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Tom Noir Comments: I like to think that this is a heartwarming tale of an unlikely friendship, tragically cut short when Draco sneezes.
Published 1985
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Tagged with: Ace Books • dragon • dude • font problems • Jane Yolen • loincloth • muscles • Patricia A. McKillip • Richard Courtney
Apr 10
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Tom Noir Comments: America’s Explosive Tomorrow – Where men are men! Except when those men are also cars. And sometimes the car men cover their crotches with hubcaps, cause that’s what car men like, OKAY? What are YOU looking at, buster?? Does this cheese grater belt make by hips look big? Dammit.
Published 1991
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Tagged with: Catherine Huerta • computers • cyborg • dude • font problems • G. Harry Stine • Good Show Sir • gun • Pinnacle Books • robots • weird pecs
Mar 25
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Tom Noir Comments: There’s a lot going on on this cover, so let me break it down for you: BLAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Published 2000
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Tagged with: Baen Books • dude • font problems • frickin laser beams • Jeffery D. Kooistra • Patrick Turner • planets • space • space ships • war
Oct 03
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Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments:
“But, I don’t see anything…”
“KEEP GOING, I SAID!”
“Look. Do you even know what a dragon is? Do you know what one looks like…?”
“FASTER!”
Published 1992
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Tagged with: bladed weapons • capes • castle • damsel • dragon • dude • Enchanted Forest series • font problems • headband • long hair • magic • once you see it • over sideways and under on a magic carpet ride • Scholastic Books • shoulder pads • Unknown Artist Institute
Sep 29
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Joachim Comments: 80s cyberpunk covers are generally bad but this one is a special kind of bad…
Published 1990
You might remember this from here!
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Tagged with: bridge • city • damsel • dude • floating person • font problems • Good Show Sir • Jonathan Littell • leather • long hair • long haired men • monument • Orbit Books • Peter Elson
Sep 03
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Tom Noir Comments: Once the SCA started doing their reenactments next door the local NRA chapter, it was only a matter of time before trouble started.
Published 2001
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Tagged with: Baen Books • Eric Flint • font problems • horses • Larry Elmore • time travel
Jul 21
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Chris Comments: Thought this might be of interest…
Published 1984
You might remember this from here!
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Tagged with: C M Kornbluth • cleavage • font problems • Frederik Pohl • Penguin Science Fiction • Peter Goodfellow • WTF
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