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That’s right! Dr. J. R. Asimov’s latest, and sexiest, installment into the Fantasy lands of Good Show Sir! Need more convincing?!? I would bloody hope not, but here’s an excerpt!

Glistening balls of sweat and water rolled down the orange coloured fur of Timanus the man tiger, as he stepped out of a steamy shower. His stripes sparkled in the light, his muscles rippled with power, his tail wagged seductively and his large dong waved around near his knees. Tiffany deLarge Cleavage also stepped out of the shower, her rack impressive and discussed throughout many lands.

“Is this for me?” Tiffany deLarge Cleavage seductively said as she lent over Timanus and grabbed a glass of water.

“Actually that was m….”

Before he could finish Tiffany deLarge Cleavage grabbed Timanus the man tiger back into the shower where they made, once again, hot passionate intercourse.

Unannounced to the sexy couple, Gilbert W. Izard watched through a magical perv hole in the wall. “You’ve gone too far this time,” he paused dramatically, “old friend!”

“MU HA HAHAHHAHAA HAH HA AH AHH AHH AHAH AHAHAHAH,” he laughed, “MU AHAHA AHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH HA!”

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(Average: 8.57 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: That stare and that belt buckle. Pretty sure he’s thinking, “X marks the spot, ladies.” Then again maybe not, because that would make this a pirate story, and it’s already a sci-fi erotic spy thriller, so that might be a bit much.
Published 1975

(Average: 6.33 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: Collection of sci-fi romance stories, including: “Wild Men and Wormholes.”
Published 2007

(Average: 6.81 out of 10)

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Young Flandry and his sister-wives, Mormon missionaries to the Terran Empire.

Published 2010

You might remember Flandry from here

and here

(Average: 7.07 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: I guess this cover is a fairly realistic depiction of cybersex. I mean, he IS only using one hand…
Published 1996

(Average: 8.54 out of 10)

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Vincent Comments: To be fair, the cover blurb says that it is “different” and judging by the illustration, which I cannot even comprehend, I think that’s very fair.
Published 1969

(Average: 6.44 out of 10)

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Courtney Comments: There are actually some pretty great stories in this collection, but the concept is just ridiculous. Plus, you know, BOOBS.
Published 1990

(Average: 7.84 out of 10)

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